Glee Season 1 Episode 19

Rachel: (Looking at a trophy) My first singing competition, I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.

Bryan: You can't feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.

Sue: Is it a tad over-the-top to bill the district for sky-diving lessons to have the Cheerios parachuted onto the football field? Perhaps. But what I do here makes a difference.
Bryan: Sue, you're an impressive woman. I can't tell you how much you turn me on. right now, You ever heard of the term "anger sex"?
Sue: It's the only kind I know, Bryan.
Bryan: I should tell you I'm married.
Sue: Not a problem from me.
Bryan: And I'm still cutting half your budget.
Sue: You win some, you lose some.
Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No. Got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Rachel: (About a cassette with her mother on it) What if she's singing on the tape? What if she's terrible? Or worse - what if she's better than me?

Artie: (to Tina) I can't dance, and I never will. But... that's okay. I'm never going to dunk a basketball or kill a lion, either. I have to focus on dreams that I can make come true.

Will: You were a big deal at McKinley. You had all the moves... You were one of those dudes where all the guys wanted to be you and all the girls wanted you.
Bryan: Not all of them.
Will: Really? All right. Wh-who was the one that got away?
Bryan: Terri Delmonico. You remember her? (Will spits his beer)