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Favorite Sue Sylvester quotes

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    bdancer99

    [1]Jun 11, 2010
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    just what the title says

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    SVU_Obsessed

    [2]Jun 13, 2010
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    "I'm about to vomit down your back."
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    exterminator25

    [3]Jun 13, 2010
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    There was one that was unaired

    "Shut your mouth before I rape it"
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    alirk

    [4]Jun 14, 2010
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    Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
    Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.


    Sue: You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.

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    VictoriaRobin1

    [5]Jan 9, 2011
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    don,,t no
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    lovewinter

    [6]Jan 9, 2011
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    Sue: So, you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay It just means you're awful! You know, there is only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.


    Kurt: (he smiles) Me.


    Sue: No, me. Sue Sylvester.

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    RenatoB

    [7]Jan 9, 2011
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    "Schuester! Yeah, I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all, and I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!"

    This one is epic. Best line ever.
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    Tosatsu

    [8]Jan 14, 2011
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    Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.


    Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

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    alirk

    [9]Jan 16, 2011
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    ''You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.''


    "This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin."


    " I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!"

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    mollyb1962

    [10]Jan 16, 2011
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    "That's what I said, Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm?"

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    alirk

    [11]Feb 16, 2011
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    " I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels."


    "For a brief period, I was a tamborine player forWilson Phillips."


    "Sue's journal: I'm committing Sue-icide."


    "You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late."

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    brunt7

    [12]Feb 16, 2011
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    "So why don't you go home, rest.. Watch some tv.. Die. Doesn't matter."


    "I agree with spongehair squarechin"


    "Let's break it down. You wanna be creative. You wanna be in the spotlight. Face it, you wanna be me."


    "Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? Are you an Eve who was born a Steve?"

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    ComtesseTess

    [13]Feb 17, 2011
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    From 2x13 Comeback:


    Sue: Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind WikiLeaks.


    Sue (to Santana): You're lucky I left my blow gun at home, airbags, because I've got a clear shot at your nonnies.


    Sue: Hate 'em. Hate hospitals, William. That's why I keep voting for those death panels.


    Sue: Fine. And William, I don't care how adorable those kids are. If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit Journey, I will start pulling catheters.

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    alirk

    [14]Feb 18, 2011
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    brunt7 wrote:


    "I agree with spongehair squarechin"



    I love this quote~!

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    heytiger93

    [15]Feb 18, 2011
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    Will Schuester I hate you. - from her version of madonna's vogue
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    ReshmaBegum

    [16]Mar 1, 2011
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    "SpongeHair SquareChin"
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    arhudson

    [17]Mar 2, 2011
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    I got distracted by your hair. Its so curly and childlike im expecting disney characters to just jump out of it any minute
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    jensenjunkie

    [18]Mar 2, 2011
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    "If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. Then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home, and punch you in the face!"



    I lol so hard, everytime I hear that, even though I know what's coming.

    Edited on 03/02/2011 6:29pm
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    KYLEseXY

    [19]May 23, 2011
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    "oh Will, I wouldn't dare lean on you, there's so much grease in your hair I'll probably slide right off"
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