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    alirk

    [1]Feb 17, 2011
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    Ok, so I've noticed that Santana has had alot of really funny quotes lately. We already have a thread for Sue quotes & one for Brittney quotes. So, here's Santana's thread!


    I'll start it:


    "I've had mono so many times I've turned into stereo."


    "Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something."

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    ComtesseTess

    [2]Feb 17, 2011
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    She has had a lot of good ones lately. Here are a few from this week's episode:


    Santana: I mean, my carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler... but no! I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.


    Sam: That's my James Earl Jones impression.
    Santana: First of all, that is offensive! He shot Martin Luther King.


    Santana: Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is like, way off... you still somehow manage to be cute.

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    MovieMark

    [3]Feb 23, 2011
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    Santana's whole shoot down towards Sam was HILAR:

    ''I know you're as dumb as a bag of wet hair...''

    " Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression, or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork."
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    ComtesseTess

    [4]Feb 25, 2011
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    Santana: I caught a whiff of hairspray and went FULL Linda Blair in the girls' bathroom.



    Santana: Oh you're one to talk. How 'bout you crack a Four Loko, Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton?

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    zorga98

    [5]Feb 28, 2011
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    Santana: Wanky


    Emma: SANTANA STOP.


    hehehehe

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    alirk

    [6]Mar 15, 2011
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    "Trouty Mouth" - the entire song!

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    akkigrl

    [7]Apr 28, 2011
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    "Legend has it that, when I came out of my mother, I told the nurse she was fat." (Born This Way)

    Love it.
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    gwenjamin

    [8]Apr 29, 2011
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    "Maybe Rachel's fine with having an enormous beak. Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds."


    and


    "You have weird, puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they're filled with custard, you could dust them with powdered sugar and they'd pass for some sort of dessert."


    Basically the entire biatch rant where she insults everyone in Glee club i have a massive lady-crush on this chick

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    spikemaniac

    [9]Apr 29, 2011
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    Santana: The only straight I am is straight-up b*tch!
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    KYLEseXY

    [10]May 4, 2011
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    He's just furniture.
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    KYLEseXY

    [11]May 25, 2011
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    Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me, too.
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