"You're All I Need to Get By" by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
"Getting Married Today" by Company
"Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode
"We've Got Tonite" by Kenny Rogers and Sheena Easton
"Anything Could Happen" by Ellie Goulding
Finn: (talking to Rachel after she lined up to catch the wedding bouquet) That's weird. See, traditionally only single girls line up to catch the bouquet. (starts playing she loves me she loves me not game with a daisy) She loves me.
Rachel: I am single.
Finn: You live with a guy. She loves me not.
Rachel: Have you been drinking?
Finn: You know, you were the one who told me to stop moping around and being such a sad sack. She loves me. A-And it got me thinking about Will and Emma. About how relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight... bam, perfect bud. She loves me not. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again. She loves me.
Rachel: Are you telling me that you want to be a gardener?
Finn: I'm asking you how you can live with a guy but still be single. She loves me not.
Rachel: Come on, it's New York, okay? Haven't you ever seen Sex and the City? Brody and I had a very mature conversation. We just decided that we're not gonna, you know, put any labels on anything or worry about what we are.
Finn: She loves me. So, do you really believe all that stuff you tell yourself about, you know, labels and mature conversations, Sex and the City... really? She loves me not.
Rachel: You think I'm lying to you?
Finn: I think you're lying to yourself. She loves me. And I think that the reason you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else. She loves me not.
Finn: You and I both know how this thing ends. I-I don't know how or when, and I don't care where you're living or-or what dope you're shacked up with. You are my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that. And you know that.
Rachel: (pauses) We got to go sing our duet, so... (picks up the last leaf of daisy, which would be "she loves me")
Sue: Today is the day we honor Saint Valentine, a man publicly beheaded for defying his government, by exchanging candies and chocolates to nonsensically render the objects of our affection more fat and less attractive. And in other nonsensical traditions, Emma left behind her bouquet as she fled the scene, leaving it to somebody else to toss these soon-to-be-dead flowers under the mythical belief that whoever catches them will magically become the next person to get married, or, more than likely, to sprint from the altar. So gather round, single ladies! And allow me to be the one to enable your false dreams and ridiculous expectations.
Emma: (seeing Sue in exact same dress as hers just before her wedding with Will) Oh, my God. What are you wearing?
Sue: What? This old thing? Why, it's an exact replica of your wedding dress.
Emma: Why would you do that?
Sue: To get back at Will Schuester for handing a teaching position to a flabby 19-year-old. (sits down and stars eating)
Emma: (hyperventilating) Um... Sue, I feel really scared. I feel really overwhelmed. I feel like I can't think straight. I'm just really, really worried that this isn't gonna work.
Sue: Well, of course it isn't going to work. You're a weird bird-lady with a hollow pelvis and OCD, and Will Schuester is a weepy man-child whose greatest joy in life is singing with children and whose best friend - 19.
Emma: It's just, the last time was such a disaster. You know, I-I turned into somebody that I didn't even recognize. If I'm wrong again, I won't survive.
Sue: Well, don't say that to Will Schuester. He'll have you singing a stripped-down acoustic version of "I Will Survive" in front of a choir room full of teenagers with meaningful looks on their faces.
Kurt: Okay, Tina. I say this with total love, but the moment we all saw coming is finally here, you're a hag. You're hagged out. You're in love with Blane, and it's creepy. Stop.
Tina: What do you know about love? You just come and go. Who's been here to support him? Me. Who took him to Sadie Hawkins? Me. Who put him in bed when he got sick and rubbed VapoRub on his little muscle chest while he slept?
Kurt: What? You? Huh?
Tina: What? No, I didn't mean...This isn't about me, Kurt. I have to go (turns and walks away)
Kurt: (calls out to her) Did you VapoRape my ex-boyfriend? Don't walk away from me, Tina Cohen-Chang!
Mercedes Jones: Hurry up, I need my arm gays!
Original International Airdates:
Canada: February 14, 2013 on Global
Norway: April 7, 2013 on TV2 Bliss
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