Season 1 Episode 18


Aired Friday 8:00 PM May 11, 2010 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Sue: So, you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful! You know, there is only one person in this world who can tell you what you are.
      Kurt: (he smiles) Me.
      Sue: No, me. Sue Sylvester and she hasn't quite made up her mind about you.

    • Mercedes: Look Quinn I could never see myself being into a guy like Puck, especially since he's your baby's daddy but something just happened between us.
      Quinn: I say go for it.
      Mercedes: What?
      Quinn: Look, I screwed up by letting Puck get me pregnant. He's an idiot and his mother won't let me eat bacon. I'm stuck living with him right now but at least if you guys are dating I won't have to spend so much time listening to his insane theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. But you do realize he's using you and your popularity so he won't get tossed in a dumpster.
      Mercedes: I know he's using me and in a way it's almost better. I'm not you. I've never had a guy like me for anything. But now I'm such a steaming mug of hot chocolate that one of the studliest guys in school wants to use me to harvest some mojo.
      Quinn: I just don't want you getting hurt.
      Mercedes: I know what this is. My hearts safe.
      Quinn: Oh I'm not worried about your heart. I might be okay with this but not even Puck is going to be able to call off Santana.

    • Narrator: So here's what happened last week: Kurt found a video of Sue, and the glee club posted it online. Then somebody made a "glist" of who in the glee club was the naughtiest, so Rachel tried to seem like a bad girl by doing a video with Finn, Puck and Jessie, but mostly it just hurt their feelings and the song was really, really bad. Like maybe the worst song ever written. Also, Sue spilled the beans that Will sucked face with Shelby Corcoran and that one time, April Rhodes spent the night, which totally hurt Emma's feelings. And that's what you missed on Glee.

    • Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

    • Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.

    • Puck: Hey, sugar. Listen. I got a proposition to make. I did some research. Blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other. And Wikipedia says that King Martin Luther loved the Jews.
      Mercedes: Okay, you just said like ten offensive things.
      Puck: My point is, you're popular now. And I got to be honest...I need to spice up my image a little.

    • Brittany: (to Kurt) So you're pretty much the only guy in this school that I haven't made out with, because I thought you were capital-G gay. But now that you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Laryngitida (Laryngitis)

    • Although credited, Jessalyn Gilsig (Terri Schuester) does not appear in this episode.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: May 11, 2010 on Global
      Republic of Ireland: May 12, 2010 on TV3
      United Kingdom: May 17, 2010 on E4/E4 HD
      Australia: May 27, 2010 on Channel Ten
      Sweden: July 11, 2010 on TV4
      Latin America: August 12, 2010 on FOX
      Slovakia: April 17, 2011 on JOJ
      France: May 4, 2011 on W9
      Germany: May 9, 2011 on Super RTL
      Bulgaria: June 26, 2011 on bTV Comedy
      Czech Republic: July 16, 2011 on Prima LOVE

  • Allusions