Glee Season 1 Episode 12

Emma: When I first heard about what Terri had done, oh, gosh, no I thought there should be some sort of law. But then when I thought about it some more, I thought about what I would've done if I'd felt you slipping away...
Will: You would never be that cruel.
Emma: No, her methods were wrong, but, um, I totally understand her intentions. You're a lot to lose, Will.

Rachel: Brittany, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Brittany: No way.
Rachel: Why not?
Brittany: Because I don't want to be in a picture with you. It will get defaced.
Rachel: No, it won't.
Brittany: Yes, it will. I'll be the one doing it.

Sue: (to Will) Have you and the redhead become so sexually deprived that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery between classes?

Sue: (to Will) You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Emma: (to Sue) Oh my gosh, Sue, did somebody finally punch you?
Sue: Edie. William. (to Ken) You. Every year, when the photos for the thunderclap come around, I always elect to have a little work done. This year, I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.