Principal Figgins: (in Principal Figgins' office) Sexy teen imbeciles, the SAT scores are in and you have managed to receive the highest and lowest scores ever recorded at McKinley.
Sam Evans: Yes! I knew it, secret genius.
Principal Figgins: Brittany S. Pierce has received a near perfect 2340 on her exam.
Sam Evans: What, how?
Principal Figgins: Clearly she cheated.
Brittany Pierce: No, I did not cheat, I swear. All I did was I filled an A for a while, and then C for a little bit, and then D and then I did A again, and then I used the dots to draw a clown and then a penis.
Sam Evans: What are my scores?
Principal Figgins: You got a 340, which in clinical trials is a score routinely bested by monkeys.