Glee

Puck: OK, can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room? Ask her out dude! Finn: Who? Rachel? But she's totally into Jesse right now. Puck: You're in New York, the city of love. Sam: (With his mouth full) I thought that was Paris. Puck: Anything's possible here, and you're going to ask her out tonight. Take her out on one of those big dates you see on unwatchable romantic comedies that you grow a vagina if you watch all the way through. Sam: This is your shot dude. If I was in a love with a girl, and I wasn't homeless, I'd totally go for it.

Blaine: Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all. Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had Breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage. Blaine: I love you. Kurt: I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

Brittany: Well, family is a place where everybody loves you no matter what. And they accept you for who you are. I know I'm going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina's wedding. And I'm going to be anxiously waiting just like everybody else to see if their babies are Asian too. When they find an operation to make Artie's legs work again, I'm going to be there for his first steps. I love them, I love everyone in glee club and I get to spend another year with the people I love. So, I'm good. Santana: What about you and I? Brittany: I love you Santana. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone else in this world. All I know about you and I is that because of that, I think anything's possible. Santana: When did you get so smart?

Santana: You're my best friend. Brittany: Yeah, me too.

Brittany: I hated losing just as much as everyone but this year wasn't about winning for me. Santana: Clearly, cause we got our asses kicked. (pauses) Sorry. Was was it about? Brittany: Acceptance. I know that all the kids in the glee club they fight and steal each others boyfriends and girlfriends and they threaten to quit like every other week. But weird stuff like that happens in families.

Santana: I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud. Do you know what goes down in Lima Heights Adjacent? Bad things!

Kurt: Whereas I'm spending my summer composing Pip Pip Hooray, the Broadway musical about Pippa Middleton. Sam: I have no idea who that is but it sounds totally awesome.

Rachel: The guy did seem crazy. He charged my credit card by swiping it through his butt crack.