Did you hear the rumour that this episode of Glee was really good? Oh, it's NOT a rumour!
8.0
"Great"
So we're quickly reminded about the amount of emotional baggage everyone is carrying this week during the Previously On segment and jump head first into a pool of teen angst. Mixed metaphor? You bet your placenta infused, protein shake cocktail it is!
Oh how I love Sue. Her David Bowie/Anne Coulter (yah, I know, WHO!? Google tells me she's a politician. Ick) get-up was inspired. Like, it really tickled me. I love it when Glee throws logic to the wind, then takes an RPG and blows it to smithereens. More, please!
So Brittany has her own little gossip show on Youtube. And, ya know what, she's actually a pretty decent host. (And cat whisperer.) She has so many talents. Anyways, this being Glee, her loose lips sink plenty of [relation]SHIPS this week and things spiral out of control.
If this were an episode of Friends, it'd be called ''The One with the Longing Looks.'' Seriously. The kids were on overdrive this week. You could make an awesome drinking game out of it and down a shot every time a character throws sorrowful eyes someone else's way. But we won't, cos we learned our lesson in Blame It on the Alcohol: not until after Nationals. Then I'm getting smashed.
Did anyone else know Kristin Chenoweth was going to be in this episode? It immediately made the Fleetwood Mac theme ten times more awesome. I love her to bits and pieces. But what I love more than the petite powerhouse are her duets with Will! Their cover of ''Dreams'' was per-fect. (Although I still prefer the version from The Corrs, it's brilliant.) But ya know what I love more than THAT? Pushing Daisies. =( R.I.P. If you have no idea what that is, look it up and watch an episode. You can thank me later!
So everyone was on a bit of a Debby Downer this week, huh? Santana is still very conflicted about her feelings over Brit. I'm so glad the writers are taking time to develop this storyline properly. The show can so easily become finicky, as most of the characters switch allegiances and personalities at the bat of an eyelid. Even here they felt more childish than ever. But, er, where was I? Santana, right! God, her teary eyes kill me. She reminds me of Alyson Hannigan and her massive puppy dog waterworks. Her song to Brit was fab!
The big reveal that Trouty Mouth was living out of a motel was random. VERY random. Did we know that Quinn and Sam went to the same church before now? Did we know Quinn went to church at all? I didn't realise the spawn of *Satan* went to church. She may be competing for prom queen, but she takes the crown for total bi-otch! She's ridiculously pretty, though, so lets cut her some slack, eh? I'm sympathetic toward teen-pregnancy, double-whammy two-timing trollops. Oh, wait, NO I'm not! Spawn.Of.Satan.
I did, however, enjoy her duet of ''I Don't Want to Know'' with Finn. I like songs with a bit of added rivalry and angst. It's why I love Rachel so much. She's teen angst personified. She can sing about headbands and still come across as angsty.
Oh, Rachel!
Her rendition of ''Go Your Own Way'' was awesomeness covered in awesome sauce. Britney's out of sync finger snap? It's true what they say, there's just some things money can't buy!
What else happened in this episode? Oh yeah, A LOT. I was exhausted by the end. Artie and Brittany drama. I hate when they bring in Artie's disability, make fun of it, or highlight how defeated Artie is not being able to walk, and then IMMEDIATELY afterward state how it has nothing to do with being in a wheelchair. Like, it makes no sense. Why even bring it up?
What else happened? Will wants to take his giant butt-chin to Broadway. April only showed up because Will's ex-wife, Gina (forget her name in this; she's practically Gina from Nip/tuck, anwyays) called her up to tempt him. I'm sure there's more, this episode was packed, wasn't it? This felt like a 90 min episode as opposed to last week's offering.
Oh mah werd: Santana's seranading song to Brit was.just.so.amazing. Swoon. I love Santana. I'd go straight for her gay self. And roflwaffles: ''he's just furniture. No offence.'' - HA!
So there ya have it! I was left feeling pretty tired, confused, entertained, and slightly nautious by everything that went on this week. I need a pick me up.
Got anymore plecenta floating about, Sue? This show!moreless