Season 2 Episode 15


Aired Friday 8:00 PM Mar 08, 2011 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • Music Featured in this Episode:
      "Do you wanna touch me" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
      "Animal" by Neon Trees
      "Kiss" by Prince
      "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac
      "Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band

  • Quotes

    • Kurt: (explaining why he's underinformed about sex) I've tried watching those movies, but they just depress me. I start thinking about how they were all children once and they all have mothers and oh God what would their mothers think!

    • Emma: This meeting of the celibacy club will come to order. First, a word of congratulations: no one in this club has experienced an unplanned pregnancy in almost a year.

    • Kurt: So, you're saying I shouldn't have sex.
      Burt: I think on your thirtieth birthday, it is a great gift to yourself. Kurt, when you're ready, I want you to be able to... do everything. But when you're ready I want you to, use it as a way to connect to another person. Don't throw yourself around, like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt.
      Kurt: Is that it?
      Burt : That's it, for now. Can I make you some toast?
      Kurt: I think I'll take it up to my room to eat while I look over my new pamphlets, thank you dad.
      Burt: You're, welcome.

    • Holly: (talking to Glee club) So, just remember; whenever you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with, and everybody's got a random.

    • Puck: Once on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90% sure it's still there.

    • Santana: I wanted to thank you for performing that song with me in Glee club.
      Brittany: Yeah.
      Santana: 'Cause it's made me do a lot of thinking. What I've realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert, I just can't.
      Brittany: I can understand that.
      Santana: Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?
      Brittany: No not really.
      Santana: I want to be with you. But I'm afraid of all the talks, and the looks. I mean you know what happened to Kurt at this school.
      Brittany: But, Honey, if anybody where to every make fun of you , you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.
      Santana: Yeah, I know. But I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept...that I love you. I love you and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please.

    • Santana: (to Brittany) Look, let us be clear here, I am not interested in any labels... unless it's on something I shoplifted.

    • Brittany (to Santana): I think I have a bun in the oven. Please don't tell anyone okay, especially Artie?
      Santana: Sure, your secret is safe with.. (to Tina who just walked in) Oh my God, Brittany is pregnant!
      Tina (to Puck who came in from the other direction) : Oh My God, Brittany is pregnant!
      Puck snide smile: It's only a matter of time.
      Lauren (standing next to puck): For what?
      Puck : Brittany to get pregnant.
      Lauren : Oh. (to Artie who just rolled in) Congratulations!
      Artie : For what?
      Lauren : Oh you didn't hear? Your girlfriend is preggo, you gonna be a baby daddy!
      Artie : stunned look

    • Brittany: I want to talk to you about something. I really like when we make out and stuff.
      Santana: Which isn't cheating, because...?
      Brittany: The plumbing's different.

    • Sam: (to Artie) Pretty cool that our girlfriends are such good friends, right? I wish you and I were that close.

    • Brittany: This relationship is really confusing for me.
      Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.
      Brittany: Sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? What is it?

    • Brittany:The key is to use the curling iron in the bathtub to keep yourself from getting burnt.

    • Holly: Sex. It's just like hugging – only wetter.

    • Emma: (about Holly) I look forward to having the opportunity to nail her to the wall. You know what I mean.

    • Holly: (to Emma) My lips are sealed. Just like your legs.

  • Notes

    • In Glee-time, it has been four months since Emma and Dr. Carl got married. In reality, it has been about 3 months and 1 week.

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Canada: March 8, 2011 on Global
      Australia: March 14, 2011 on Channel Ten
      United Kingdom: April 18, 2011 on E4/E4 HD
      Sweden: April 27, 2011 on TV11
      Latin America: May 12, 2011 on FOX
      Czech Republic: November 26, 2011 on Prima LOVE
      Slovakia: December 18, 2011 on JOJ

  • Allusions