Glee Season 1 Episode 20

Ms. Corcoran: I know why you called, and don't worry about it. My reconnection with Rachel is not some kind of plot to mess with you guys before regionals.
Will: I'm not worried about regionals. It's Rachel. She's special. She's got all the best of you. She's strong-willed, dramatic, wildly talented.
Ms. Corcoran: Go on.
Will: But she's not hard like you. She's fragile, over-emotional. And she's clearly convinced herself that you are as committed to this reunion as she is. And I don't think you are.

Artie: (about Tina's new look) It's so weird.
Finn: This so isn't you.
Tina: I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.
Will: Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Santana: Biker chick?
Finn: Cowgirl?
Mercedes: Hood rat.
Quinn: Computer programmer.
Brittany: Cross-county skier.
Puck: Catholic schoolgirl.
Brittany: Happy meals, no onions. Or a chicken.

Will: When I was in high school, I had a whole year where I dressed as exactly like Kurt Cobain. I mean, come on. There has to be someone who you used to dress like.
Pincipal Figgins: Yes. For several years in my early twenties, I dressed up as Elvis. But he was a Christian, Will! And he did not possess the ability to transform into a bat!
Tina: (whispering to Will) I think he thinks vampires are real.
Will: I think you're right.

Rachel: (about giving her up as a baby) Did you ever regret it?
Ms. Corcoran: Yes. Then no. Then so much.
Rachel: W-When did you realize it was the right time for me to find you?
Ms. Corcoran: I saw you sing at sectionals. You were extraordinary. You were me.

Rachel: Shelby…before you go, will…will you sing with me? Just one time. It's sort of a fantasy of mine, and it would really mean a lot to me.
Ms. Corcoran: I would be honored.

Puck: (To Quinn) I know you're giving her up, but before you do, I think you should name her Beth. If you'll let me, I'd really like to be there when she's born. I'd really like to meet her.

Kurt: It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!
Finn: Okay, good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp. And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover…
Burt: (coming downstairs) Hey! What did you just call him?
Finn: Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
Burt: If you use that word, you're talking about him.
Kurt: Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way.
Burt: Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people.(to Finn) You use the "N" word?
Finn: Of course not.
Burt: How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn: Becky-no. She's my friend, she's got Down syndrome. I'd never call her that. That's cruel.
Burt: But you think it's okay to come into my house and say "faggy"?
Finn: That's not what I meant.
Burt: I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice, we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. Shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kind of, you know, came into the world knowing what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't - you can't stay here.
Kurt: (softly) Dad!
Burt: I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her. But my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around here. (to Kurt) This is our home, Kurt. (to Finn) He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want; not under my roof.

Finn: I just…I don't want to have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man
Kurt: And what stuff are you referring to?
Finn: You know. You know what I'm talking about, don't play dumb. Why can't you just accept that I'm not like you?
Kurt: I have accepted that
Finn: No, you haven't. You think I don't see they way you stare at me? How flirty you get. You think I don't know why you got so excited that we were going to be moving in together?

Kurt: (To Finn about their new room) I had to skip school to finish it, but I think you're really going to like it. Consider it a peace offering after all the yelling that we've been doing. I used Marlene Dietrich and Gary Cooper in Morocco as my inspiration. It's a perfect blend of the masculine and the feminine, the muted and the theatrical.

Puck: While Jackie Daniels is a great name for a power boat or something, it's not great for a baby girl.

Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.