God, the Devil and Bob

Season 1 Episode 2

Andy Runs Away

Aired Unknown Mar 14, 2000 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (getting his car inspected at the Canadian border)
      Bob: This is harassment, pure and simple.
      Border Patrolman: Sorry sir, but you fit the profile. Mindless belligerence is one of our red flags.
      Bob: What kind of idiot country is this?!
      Border Patrolman: Fair warning sir, you're on the verge of talking yourself into a full cavity search.
      Bob: Where do you get off threat-
      (cuts to Bob driving away with a frightened look on his face)

    • Bob: I wanted to ask you, I'm in sort of a tough bind with my kid and I need your help.
      God: This is a tough week for me Bob. There's a crisis in Africa.
      Bob: You always say that! You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
      God: That's because there is always a crisis in Africa. You might know that if you picked up a news paper once in a while instead of filling your head with soft-core porn.

    • Andy: We need to talk.
      Bob: All right. When a man has certain "feelings" for a woman...
      Andy: Dad, I'm six.
      Bob: Oh. Then you know.

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