Bob: I wanted to ask you, I'm in sort of a tough bind with my kid and I need your help.
God: This is a tough week for me Bob. There's a crisis in Africa.
Bob: You always say that! You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
God: That's because there is always a crisis in Africa. You might know that if you picked up a news paper once in a while instead of filling your head with soft-core porn.