Mike: Hey Bob, check this out.
(hands him a newspaper clipping)
Bob: (reading) Aboard the plane that went down in Burkina Faso yesterday was a member of the Moro-Naba's royal family. (hands it back) So?
Mike: I just moved up a notch in the succession line.
Bob: Mike, you're not descended from African royalty. Your dad's a mattress salesman. He's not even the mattress king. That's Kenny's dad.
(The Devil is upset that God hasn't asked his advice for the new universe)
Devil: I have good ideas. Here's one - Itchy Lava. That's just off the top of my head.
Bob: Whoa, beer makes it worse. I don't want to live in a world where beer makes it worse.
Bob: I'm indestructible! Now I can go to the zoo and tease the bears!
Bob: Meg, you love us don't you?
Meg: I don't hate you
Bob: And we don't hate you.
(God is talking to Bob while Bob's in the shower)
Bob: Can you pass me the towel?
God: Oh for Pete's sake, I'm your maker, you have a perfectly healthy male.... On second thought let's get that towel.
Andy: Mom, how come we don't go to church?
Donna: Ask Daddy, he talks to God.
Bob: Well, you know son, we did try a lot of different churches over the years. It was hard to choose.
Donna: Your father was looking for one that would let him shotgun beer and heckle the Minister.
Eventually aired in the US on the TRIO network on June 12, 2003.
Aired in the UK 26th May 2001.