Bob: So, what exactly is it that I'm supposed to do?
God: You don't know?
Bob: Well, sure I ... no.
God: Oh for ... you people. This isn't new stuff. It's written down in books, scrolls, stone tablets. What do you want me to do, scribble it on a bar napkin for you?
Bob: (holds up a napkin and pen) Would you? 'Cause that would really help.
God: You're on your own, Bob. Don't disappoint me. (He disappears)
Bob: I drink, I swear, I download porn...
Devil: Bob, go to hell.
God: Hi, I'm your maker and this is the evil one.
Bob: Get lost!
Bob (to video store clerk): Do you have the Bible on video? No? What about Showgirls?
Bob: God has literally put the fate of mankind in my hands!
Donna: And these would be the same hands that are inching up my nightie?
Bob: That's just a little confidence builder.
Robert Downey Jr. was originally signed to do the voice of the Devil.