God, the Devil and Bob

Season 1 Episode 1

In the Beginning

Aired Unknown Mar 09, 2000 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bob: So, what exactly is it that I'm supposed to do?
      God: You don't know?
      Bob: Well, sure I ... no.
      God: Oh for ... you people. This isn't new stuff. It's written down in books, scrolls, stone tablets. What do you want me to do, scribble it on a bar napkin for you?
      Bob: (holds up a napkin and pen) Would you? 'Cause that would really help.
      God: You're on your own, Bob. Don't disappoint me. (He disappears)

    • Bob: I drink, I swear, I download porn...
      Devil: Bob, go to hell.

    • God: Hi, I'm your maker and this is the evil one.
      Bob: Get lost!

    • Bob (to video store clerk): Do you have the Bible on video? No? What about Showgirls?

    • Bob: God has literally put the fate of mankind in my hands!
      Donna: And these would be the same hands that are inching up my nightie?
      Bob: That's just a little confidence builder.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

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