[playing a video game]
Davis: This DeathMatch 5000 is like way better than DeathMatch 4000. It's more death, more matches. It's like... a thousand times more.
[after Jane slept with Marjorie's brother]
Marjorie: I can't believe you broke my gay brother.
Jane: You said be nice. We did it four times! Any nicer and I'd need an ointment.
Marjorie: Well, now what do I do?
Jane: I'm guessing that wasn't the response you were hoping for.
Marjorie (to Jane): How dare you?! My brother has a lovely penis!
For the remainder of the season, Good Girls Don't now airs on Sundays.
David DeLuise is credited as a 'special guest star'.