Gardener (to Lizzie in japanese): Has anybody ever told you you smell like butter?
Mistress Persephone: So are you gonna join us this Sunday? It's "Diaper Sunday".
[Marjorie is trying on a racy new outfit]
Marjorie: Are you sure this is me?
Jane: Of course it is - you're a teacher.
Marjorie: But not a crotchless teacher.
Jane: Well, maybe you should be. It'll motivate your students.
Marissa Jaret Winokur is credited as a 'special guest star'.