:Thelma, you may be my sister and you may be getting wed, but that don't change the fact that you're still a coconut head.
:You know J.J., you remind me of a writing utensil, when you stand on your head, you look like a pencil.
:Thelma, even though you look better than I've ever seen you, if the school for ugly ever gave out a crown, they'd queen you.
:J.J. brother, last night on TV I thought I saw your face, but the sign says it was a black ugly creature from outer from outer space.
:Michael, you may be smart when it comes to books, but looking at your face I wouldn't comment on looks.