Florida: The refrigerator don't work either.
Mr. Stonehurst: The refrigerator doesn't work either? Well does anything work around here?
Florida: Just my husband, at 2 jobs, to support all the things that don't work.
Willona: Extra extra! The Warlords and the Dukes are duking it out downstairs.
Mr. Stonehurst The Warlods and the Dukes? You mean there's a gang fight going on?
Willona: Well they ain't having a block party.
Mr. Stonehurst: This is terrible, I better get to my cab.
Willona: Oh was that your cab downstairs?
Mr. Stonehurst: What do you mean was?
Willona: It just took off at 60 miles an hour on 3 wheels.
Mr. Stonehurst: What do you people do when there's a gang fight?
Florida: Well we count our children, thank the Lord none of them are in it, and sit it out.
James: It's down to 45 in here now.
J.J.: My teeth are chattering so much it sounds like a craps game.
Florida: I'll make you some tea, the stove's still working.
Florida: You can take back the Hallelujah, the water ain't working.
J.J.: This keeps up, we'll be using the bathroom at the gas station.
James: The elevator ain't working, the light bulb in the hall ain't working. Hey it's cold in here! Don't tell me the heat ain't working.
Florida: It decided to keep the refrigerator company.
Michael: Signed, Michael Evans, Esquire.
James: Better get your esquire off that chair.
Willona: Look what the washing machine done to my sweater! 10% Ecralon, 90% confetti!
Florida: You must have had the one with that special cycle "Wash and Tear"!
Everyone: The elevator ain't working!
Mr. Stonehurst: We're having fat greens and turnip backs.
This episode was videotaped on March 19, 1974.
This was the first mention the Warlords. Later, Michael became a member of the Warlords' affiliates, the Junior Warlords.(Episode #65) In addition, J.J. had previously joined the Satan Knights, another gang. (Episodes #22 and 23)