Henry: GDWREF. I wonder if its one of those deals where you have to spell it backwards?
Chandler: All right, FERWDG. Sorry, no.
Ford: Hold it! Those are the first eight letters of the first eight books of the Bhagavad Gita!
Decker: Of course it is. And in the eighth chapter of the eighth book, "Go to the town of Gezerial, to the city of Mekito, and find Boogenhagen."
Henry: Boogenhagen. That's Flemish for 'unleavened bread.'
Decker No no no, that is with two o's; this is one o. It is German for 'youth hostel'.
Chandler: There's three in L.A. County.
Henry: Oh. Eureka!
Decker: How did you not think of that sooner?
Chandler: I hate Russians.
Henry: Hey, man, what'd they ever do to you?
Chandler; Nothing, I just hate 'em. They rolled over on the czars, rolled over on the commies - they're a bunch of sheep.
Chandler: Who are these guys?
Walker: Most wanted list. Top ten Morlock baddies.
Chandler: Wow. Don King. Orin Hatch. Leanne Rhymes--well, that's a given. Gavin McLeod? You're telling me the captain of Love Boat is a Morlock?
Walker: That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Deacon Jones: If I catch you making contact with those from your former life, I'm gonna bust your head wide open!
Deacon Jones: Hi. I'm Deacon Jones, and I'm here to teach you how to whip Evil's ass!
Opening Narration: A man torn from his family, murdered in his prime, only to return to Earth, resurrected as an agent of the Almighty Corps. With no magic, no special powers, forbidden from intimate contact, unrecognizable to those from their past lives, Chandler Smythe and Henry McNeil now fight to save lost souls against the minions of darkness. It is a battle of Good versus Evil. G vs E, that's what it is!
Deacon Jones: Roses are red, violets are blue. Have sex in the Corps and I'll break your neck!