Tony Denman |
Ben Smythe |
Richard Brooks |
Henry McNeil |
Susie Park |
Walker Rothenberg |
Marshall Bell |
Ford Plasko |
Deacon Jones |
Corps Narrator/Himself |
Clayton Rohner |
Chandler Smythe |
Jon Polito |
Howard Deline |
Guest Star |
Brett Wagner |
Miles Testicules |
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Andrew Bryniarski |
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Chandler: (Trying to disarm the bomb) Can't even hook up a VCR, what am I doing here?
Testicules: Being good makes you weak!
Mankind: Being bad makes you the devil's butt-boy!
Announcer: The champion seems to have lost Mr. Socko! He's bare naked from the wrist down!
Chandler: Dude, you're about this close to going from "Testicules" to "Cules."
Chandler: (doing a passible imitation of "the lion" yoga excercise) You wanna refresh my memory--why am I doing this again?
Mankind: Oh. I just wanted to see you on all fours.
Aussie: You know what the Austrailian word for sissy is?
Mick "Mankind" Foley: No, would you like to tell me?
Other Aussie: American Wrestler
Henry: Now you done it.
Mick "Mankind" Foley: You know what's Australian for coma? "Foley."
Chandler: Your glasses are on crooked.
Mankind: 'cause I'm missing my ear!
Lou Ferrigno: Hey what's going on? This is not in the script.
Testicules: There is no script!
(Mankind's Wrestling Tips, Part Seven)
Mankind: You need to do what I did, and lose an ear. Just one ear; it's all I'm asking for; it's not a lot. You got one good one, and you got another one that tells your opponent, "I am a man!"
Chandler: I'm a man!
Mankind: I am a wrestler, and I am stupid enough to get in situations where I lose part of my body. That's what you need, and that's what I can give you, because I am Mankind!
Chandler: I may not be Mankind, but I am... someone else, baby!
"Mankind" really did lose two-thirds of his right ear in the ring in 1994.
Mankind: Mick Foley was a wrestler in the WWF (now WWE) at the time of this episode's broadcast. USA Network also showed WWF wrestling. He appeared as "Mankind" and his persona (the costume, moves, even down to "Mr. Socko") were as shown in this episode.
Testicules: Every day, in every way, I am becoming a better professional wrestler.
Testicules' mantra is a takeoff of the mantra from The Power of Positive Thinking (1952) by Norman Vincent Peale, which goes, "every day, in every way, I am becoming better and better".
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