Goodness Gracious Me
BBC Two (ended 2000)
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Season 3
- Ep 8Comic Relief3/16/01
- Ep 7GGM: Back Where They Came From2/19/01
Special Edition where the Goodness Gracious Me team visit India to take an irreverant look at modern Indian society.''''Sketches Include:''Coopers at the airport, ''Coopers arrive in India,''Untouchable - table,''East Eats West - sea bass,''Coopers - taxi,''Delhi Reporter - beggars,''Untouchable - car boot,''Christianity Conversion,''East Eats West - scones,''Coopers - britisher,''Delhi Reporter - not mark tully,''Guru - profile,''Asbestos Sari,''Untouchable - remote control,''East Eats West - wine,''Coopers - curry,''Blame It On The Muslims/Hindus (song),''Coopers - toilet,''Mr 'Everything Comes from India' - electrics,''3-Legged Chicken joke,''Delhi Reporter - red fort,''Smeeta Smitten - neetu nitty,''Coopers - erection,''India's Craaaziest Drivers - scooter,''Squirty Flower joke,''Chunky Lafunga - hero,''India's Craaaziest Drivers - horn,''Coopers - handbag,''Mr 'Everything Comes from India' - indians,''India's Craaaziest Drivers - cows,''Coopers - indian tradition,''Fawlty Turrets,''Delhi Reporter - well,''Knock-Knock joke,''Coopers - white english,''Taxi Wash,''Do I Fit In? (song),''Mr 'Everything Comes from India' - cowpatmoreless - Ep 6Series 3, Episode 63/31/00
Sketches Include:''Internet Muffins,''Brown Peter - desk tidy,''Check Please - best friend,''Asian Art - Punjabi's on Ice,''Competitve Mothers - car trouble,''Bhangraman - morris dancer,''Malkit - sikh fire brigade,''Competitve Mothers - car trouble 2,''Check Please - mind reader,''Competitve Mothers - car trouble 3,''Baby Names,''Reporter - deathtrap taxi,''Guru - product placement,''I Want a Poo,''Asian Top Gear,''Battling Masi's,''Coopers at Eurovision - British (song),''Check Please - bet''''''moreless - Ep 5Series 3, Episode 53/24/00
Sketches Include:''Shoe Auntie - time for bed,''Reporter - halal meat trade,''Smeeta Smitten - customs officer,''Millionaire Muffins,''Shoe Auntie - shoe shop,''Channa's Angels, ''Shoe Auntie - martial arts,''Pukka Wedding Company,''Check Please - pre-marital shag,''Bhangraman - sun disaster,''An American Werewolf in Ludhiana,''Check Please - not there,''HighStreet Boys - Let's Make Arrangements (song)''Minx Twins - park,''Skipinder the Punjabi kangaroo,''Persecuted Couple - excrement,''Check Please - you're too fat''Coopers in the Pub,''The Adventures of Lassimoreless - Ep 4Series 3, Episode 43/17/00
Sketches Include:''Alcohol Muffins,''Grandmother's Feet,''Sindi Dolls - engagement rings,''This Morning,''Uncle Fixer - robbery,''Minx Twins - builders,''Terrorist Meeting,''Won't You Buy Me Another Mercedes Benz (song),''Shouting Father,''Bhangraman - earthquake,''Check Please - cameron diaz,''Minx Twins - Say As If (song),''Check Please - not that ugly,''Smeeta Smitten - children's tv,''Reporter - most vulgar asian,''Guru - football team,''Check Please - shaddap you facemoreless - Ep 3Series 3, Episode 33/10/00
Sketches Include:''Airport Check-In,''Competive Mothers - Party Crashers,''Film Director,''Airport Check-In - luggage,''Check Please - sleeping with sister,''Mrs 'Make It At Home for Nothing' - friends,''Film Director - comedy,''Sindi Dolls - pubic chin factor,''Coopers - airport queue,''Malkit - pharmacists,''Airport Check-In - big suitcase,''Marriage Pressure,''Delhi Students - V.S.I.,''Sindi Dolls - credit limit,''Film Director - dance,''Delhi Students - education,''Check Please - spit or swallow,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - christian,''Club Nirvana (song),''Milk Bottlemoreless - Ep 2Series 3, Episode 23/3/00
Sketches Include:''Check Please - promiscuous,''ACBBC - Live and Cooking,''Reporter - refugee camp,''Embarrassed Father - tv orgasm,''Chunky LaFunga - porn film,''Embarrassed Father - dinosaur,''Smeeta Smitten - streetdate,''Mr 'Everything Comes from India' - art,''Embarrassed Father - sex position,''Not Saving Private Narayan,''Hey Big Spinster (song),''Check Please - tactile,''Mrs 'I Can Make It at Home' - wedding,''Tolerant Society,''Asian Shopping Channel,''Embarrassed Father - scrabble,''Check Please - crooked tie,''Coopers - pets,''Embarrassed Father - sex''''moreless - Ep 1Series 3, Episode 12/25/00
Sketches Include:''Community Police,''Check Please - pissed,''Competitive Mothers - freud,''Racism Couple - no pakis,''Coopers in Church,''Check Please - bird of paradise,''Fashionable Girlfriend,''Smeeta Smitten - cat food,''Delhitubbies,''Coopers in Church - wine and wafers,''Punjabi Adult Pleasure Line,''Coopers in Church - collection,''Check Please - dogs,''The Great Escape,''Check Please - magic word,''Bollywood (song),''GGM Khaki Bhangra
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Season 2
- Ep 9GGM Live on the Road 997/24/99
Documentary about the Goodness Gracious Me live show on a nationwide tour of the UK.
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''Includes:
''Gay Son (live)
''I'm a Punjabi Girl (live),
''Muslim Woody Allen (live),
''White Army Officer (live),
''Audition (live),
''Superfan competition,
''Cinema Ad (tv),
''Going For An English (tv) - Ep 8Comic Relief6/12/99
- Ep 7Xmas Special12/23/98
Sketches Include:''Nativity Muffins,''Hammer Boys - car stereo,''Check Please - telescope,''Operation\Indian Restaurant,''Pop Career Pressure,''Minx Twins -santa's grotto ,''Hammer Boys - rolf harris,''Drop-In Lounge - husband''Check Please - beautiful''Mr 'Eat Anything' - monkey nuts''Holiday - camping,''Lets All Do The Twist (song),''Competitive Mothers - marriage,''Santa - teletubbie,''Asian University,''Mr 'Eat Anything' - kittens,''Competitive Mothers - santa,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - santa,''World In Focus,''Hammer Boys - space,''Close Encounters,''Check Please - old,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - little town,''Drop-In Lounge - pregnant,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - good king,''Harry Christians,''Check Please - dump,''Smeeta Smitten - defence ministers,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - deck the halls,''Ironic Granny - santa,''The Bhandari Bunch,''Guru Cluedo,''Asian Home Front - garden,''Herbalist Doctor,''Navitity Play,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - we three,''Check Please - 12inch,''Coopers Xmas Dinner,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - santamoreless - Ep 6Series 2, Episode 612/18/98
Sketches Include:''Sportswatch - kabaddi,''Loud Auntie - party,''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - college,''Sindi Dolls - eating,''Asian Gladiators,''Fat Boy - breadcrumbs,''Malkit - toilet,''Sindi Dolls - air hostesses,''Loud Auntie - doctor's surgery,''Coopers visit a stately home,''Guru - jenga,''Malkit - sister,''Sindi Dolls - crash instructions,''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - blue peter,''Loud Auntie - youth tv show,''Fat Boy - baby alarm,''Malkit - police brutality,''Smeeta Smitten - bedroom,''Fat Boy - ducks,''BhangraMuffins - Getting Juggy With It (song),''Coopers - fox huntingmoreless - Ep 5Series 2, Episode 512/11/98
Sketches Include:''Inappropriate Parents - titanic,''Rav's Asian Hospital - dog,''Nehru and Jinnah - the cambridge years,''Minx Twins - wine bar,''Mastermind,''Nehru and Jinnah - bed push,''High and Blighty - the simpkins,''Uncle Fixer - prostitute,''Inappropriate Parents - plonker,''Guru - Book Launch ,''Rav's Animal Hospital - cleaner,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - hollywood,''Guru - twister,''Oversexed Mother,''Nehru and Jinnah - fuzzy duck,''Old Friends (song),''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - heaven,''Inappropriate Parents - king lear,''Nehru and Jinnah - independence''moreless - Ep 4Series 2, Episode 412/4/98
Sketches Include:''Sindi Dolls - troy,''Mrs 'Eat More' - dinner parties,''Coopers play golf,''Mr 'Eat Anything' - chimp buttocks,''Sindi Dolls - leprosy,''Boxing Muffins,''Sindi Dolls - mother,''Mr 'Eat Anything' - meerkats,''Over Generous Parents,''Mrs 'Eat More' - Reservoir Dogs,''Coopers take a flight,''50 ways to leave your mother (song),''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - mastermind - Ep 3Series 2, Episode 311/27/98
Sketches Include:''Bridegroom Detective - u.s. cop show,''Minx Twins,''Bridegroom Detective - frankie the fish,''Bridegroom Detective - reservoir dogs,''Colonial Woman - garden party,''Guru Disney - star wars,''Parental Pressure,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India',''Colonial Woman - polished boots,''Bridegroom Detective - newspapers,''Smita Smitten At Work,''Genetic Muffins,''Colonial Woman - gen. ponsonby-smythe,''Dessert of Kings,''The Waltons,''Colonial Woman - young officers,''Asian Writers,''Bridegroom Detective - bomb,''Bridegroom Detective - captain,''Blacked-up Men (song),''Guru - trivial pursuitmoreless - Ep 2Series 2, Episode 211/20/98
Sketches Include:''Ironic Granny - birthday,''Guru - broken window,''Indian Broadcasting Corporation,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Trooping the Colour,''Ironic Granny - wedding,''Check Please - sense of humour,''World Cup Muffins,''Ironic Granny - bus journey,''Check Please - underwear,''Persecuted Couple - grandma,''Competitive Mothers - party,''Hindi People (song)''Ironic Granny - collapse,''Check Please - fart,''Play School with jemima khan,''Great Train Journeys,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - bbcmoreless - Ep 1Series 2, Episode 111/13/98
Sketches Include:''Light Brown Muffins,''Dancing Queen - wedding,''Check Please - respect,''Chunky LaFunga - film clips,''Check Please - hands,''Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - paris,''Dancing Queen - edwardian dance,''Swinging Coopers,''Persecuted Couple - hindu,''Healing Guru,''Chunky LaFunga - The Bill,''Dancing Queen - lap dancer,''Competitive Mothers - shopping,''Check Please - mysterious,''Chunky LaFunga - aussie soap,''Smita Smitten - party,''Check Please - arse,''I'm a Punjabi Girl (song),''Guru - scrabble''moreless
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Season 1
- Ep 6Series 1, Episode 62/16/98
Sketches Include:''Arranged Shag,''Ghost,''Journo's Daughter - PM,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - famous people,''Bharat Home Advert,''Barbee Coopers,''Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - serotonin,''Uncle Fixer - directions,''Journo's Daughter - india and pakistan PM,''Skipinder,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - shakespeare,''Diwali Muffins,''Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - love,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - groceries,''Guru - jungle book,''Journo's Daughter - alien,''We'd Do It All Again (song),''Guru - bollocksmoreless - Ep 5Series 1, Episode 52/9/98
Sketches Include:''Muslim Woody Allen,''Fat Boy - birthday cake,''Minx Twins - gay disco,''Fat Boy - chicken,''The Marriage Emporium,''Chat Up,''Indian Wedding,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - words,''Minx Twins - street,''Fat Boy - paddling pool,''Lack of Indian Culture,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - books,''Minx Twins - swing,''Immigration (song),''Fat Boy - trifle,''Guilt Trip Parents,''Minx Twins - football''Ad Agency,''Tampon Ad,''Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - car partsmoreless - Ep 4Series 1, Episode 42/2/98
Sketches Include:''It's a Miracle,''Marriage Guidance,''Flash Ash - street,''White Indian Wife - dinner party,''Smita Smitten - toilet,''Malkit - late for work,''Competitive Mothers - wedding,''White Indian Wife - bus stop,''Flash Ash - car washer,''Asian Babe,''White Indian Wife - park,''Melodramatic Family - car,''Competitive Mothers - baby,''On The Waterfront,''Smita Smitten - chip shop(Art Malik),''Overachieving Muffins,''Competitive Mothers - pimp,''Untouchable (song),''Competitive Mothers - long jump''moreless - Ep 3Series 1, Episode 31/26/98
Sketches Include:''Coopers at Wimbledon,''Smita Smitten - no tickets,''Kid's Turn,''Check Please - rose,''Buddhist Pest Control,''70's Quickie,''Guru Doorstepper - double glazing,''The Accountant,''Conservative Coopers,''Masterchef,''Buddhist Pharmacologist''When the Kids are Away (song),''Check Please - no effort,''Euromuffins,''British Asian Man's Quarterly,''Check Please - vomit,''Authentic Products,''Buddhist Hitman - Ep 2Series 1, Episode 21/19/98
Sketches Include:
''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - italian,''Six Million Rupee Man,''Gay Son,''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - cheese,''Pet Cow ,''Pet Cow Montage ,''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - casualty,''Uncle Fixer - holiday ,''I Know Him Too Well (song),''Uncle Fixer - money,''Audition,''Pet Cow - cowflap,''Uncle Fixer - kidney transplant,''Oprah Muffins,''Uncle Fixer - funeral,''Rough Guide to the UK,''Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' on Masterchefmoreless - Ep 1Series 1, Episode 11/12/98
Sketches Include:
''Indian Office,
''Check Please - fat,
''What does it mean to be a Sikh?,
''Calcutta Male Vocal Choir,
''New Image Muffins,
''Check Please - rash,
''What does it mean to be a Hindu?,
''Smita Smitten,
''Cinema Ad,
''Going For An English,
''Check Please - models
''Guru - rhapsody,
''Briefly Encountered,
''Muslim Gag,
''Dinner at the Coopers,
''Check Please - fish smell,
''Kiss My Chuddies (song),
''Guru Doorstepper - becoming a hindumoreless
