(Max and P.J. are using suction cups to make a toy tank climb the walls, leaving spots everywhere the cups stick) Pete: P.J. stop that! You're giving my house a case of the chickenpox!
Goofy: Now try and be pals, OK? You need son of Pete to be a swell friend to have. Max: If you say so dad. Pete: "PJ!! Now don't get too friendly with that kid, see? He's crawling with Goof Germs! When you catch one of them and you'll wind up to be just like 'em. Here's the no good: what's the worse? Why I've seen it happen in the name pretty. Now protect yourself. See?"
Goofy: Well Peg, if you ask me, who's calling your future hubby-putty fingers Pete just won fair, oh he's wobbled the ball just lost just the big game. PJ: Whoa! You really lose the big game, Pap? You haven't told us once! How'd you…(Stopped speaking)
(After Pete was washed away into the manhole) PJ: Awesome. Max: Unbelievable. Pistol: Radical! Goofy: Gawrsh... Peg: Well! Who's for dinner?
PJ: Uh oh, those guys are dead meat! When dad sees this, he's gonna blow his gut! Pistol: Nuh-uh, betcha this time, it's his spleen. PJ: "Quarter? Pistol: It's covered. (Shakes hands) ---(later)--- PJ: You're right, spleen.(hands quarter over to Pistol)
(After spider attached to string reeled down in front of couple) Wife: Aaah! Husband: Wheh-heh-hell, check it all that freaking vine, a genuine recuepine pocus, just what I need for my collection.
Max: Sure had some good times here." Goofy: And you'll have more in Sponnerville too, you'll see. Who's gonna give us a nice blue house with a warm enough garden and your daily pilots.
Goofy: Start a-packing, Maxie, we're going up in the world! Max: Leave home? But, b-but dad, what about my friends? Goofy: Plenty of trees in Spoonerville, even my life. We don't have to fish in the sink anymore! Max: Really? Goofy: Yup, why my ol' school pal Pete lives there. Wait till you meet him. What a guy!
Goofy: Thanks George, lamb chicken wings tomorrow.
Mailman George: If it's meatballs, it must be Wednesday!
(Goofy and Max have arrived at Pete's house and damaged Pete's boat) Pistol: Hi! Hiya! Lemme shake your hands while their still attached to your arms! Peg: Oh, Goofy it's so great to see you, PISTOL, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE SLUGS! It's been so long, I SAID GET AWAY FROM THOSE SLUGS! THERE FILTHY AND DIRTY AND DISCUSTING! Goofy, please come in. AND WASH YOUR HANDS! (Pistol wipes her hands on her dress and smiles)
This two-parter aired as a special on September 5, 1992, as a preview for the series. It was the first produced episode of the series.
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