Goof Troop

"How to" Narrator" How to Be a Knight in your Spare Time [Chapter 1] Ah…the trusty bow and arrow, the perfect method for strength and delicacy, or tension and release. (Sir Goofy plucked the bow's string. Sir Goofy: "Nice Tone!") This arrow is truly the fellow friend of every fighting man worth his salt. Place the arrow, feathered-end, onto the bowstring. (Sir Goofy placed the arrow the other way) I said the feathered-end! (Sir Goofy: "Never played one of these things before!" He placed the arrow the right way.) Good! Now smoothly and firmly place the bowstring backwards until it's tot. Totter, totter, little more tort. (Goofin' Hood put himself in the position of the arrow to pull the string. Sir Goofy: "I've been taught to make it tort, A-Hyuck!") Now release! (Sir Goofy released the string (Sir Goofy: "Ah-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!) and was sprung into the target's bulls-eye) ===== (later) ===== [Jousting] In the joust, it is imperative that the prospective knight keep the point of the lance (or spear) up! (Sir Goofy's lance was down on ground, causing the lance to be stuck in the ground)