Biff Fuddled: Due to Mr. Goofy being disqualified for assualt of a deadly bakery, our grand prize winner goes to... Mr. Pete!
Pete: (Dropped ladle) Butterfingers me. (Ducked and switched the flour with cement under the table) Heh-heh-heh, it's amazing how much flour looks like cement.
Pete: My famous chilli, is not in the fate of the stomach. (Force fed the two female judges) (The judges' head turned red, then they breathed fire. Pete was scorched) Pete: Good, isn't it?
Pete: But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but- Peg: But nothing. You are this year's Mrs. Spoonerville and you have 364 more beautiful housecleaning days left in your reign. Pete: But- Peg: Oh! And you look so cute in that apron! Pete: Waaaargh!
Pete (Trying to take out bear trap from butt) (Yeesh) I'm gonna beat that Goof no matter what. Scam the torpedos! Full greed ahead!
Pete: Get your dishpan hands off of me!
"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" Pete said a similar phrase: "Scam the torpedoes, full greed ahead!", which is the parody of the aforementioned phrase. It was said by Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870) at the Battle of Mobile Bay as an order.
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