Season 3 Episode 6

An Old Story

Aired Unknown Oct 04, 1997 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Jon and Tom are looking in the mirror, seeing that they're old.)
      Jon: It's like someone cast a spell on us.
      Tom: Not someone, our own aunt.

    • (Tom walks in the store.)
      Woman: Oh, watch your step, sir.
      Tom: Sir? Who was that? What was I supposed to get? Oh, why can't I remember?
      Sales Clerk: Can I help you with something, sir?
      Tom: (His voice is deeper) Uh...milk. Yeah, that's it. I need some milk. (In thought) What's happening to my voice?
      Sales Clerk: Is that all sir? We have a special on antacid for senior citizens.
      Tom: (In thought) Senior citizens? (Talking) Uh, no thanks, just milk.
      (The clerk walks away.)
      Tom: Antacid? What's up with that? Why is everyone being so friendly?
      Biker Dude: (Walks up to Tom) Yo, pops, get the led out, 'kay? (He walks past him.)
      Tom: Sorry. (He looks in a sunglasses mirror and gasps as he realizes he's an old man.)

    • Aunt Dahlia: I'm sure it's nothing serious. It's cute.
      Tom: It's not cute! I'm losing my hair!

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