Reality Judge: You, Matthew Joseph Amsterdam, are charged with crimes against reality. How do you plead? Matt: I don't know what you're talking about. Reality Judge: Silence! (He pounds his gavel) How do you plead? Matt: Not guilty. Reality Judge: I'll be the judge of that.
Matt: Reality, who needs it? I hate reality.
Matt: It's not fair! How come I never get anything I want. Greg gets to stay up late. Pam gets her own phone line. Mrs. Amsterdam: Look, honey. I know it's frustrating, but you won't be twelve forever. Pretty soon you'll be able to do everything your brother and sister are doing. Matt: I don't wanna be twelve. I hate being the youngest. Pam: Sorry, but that's the way it is. That's reality, Matt.
This is the 2nd of 3 episodes on the DVD, The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight.
Based on Book #54.
S 4 : Ep 8
Aired 11/16/98
S 4 : Ep 7
Aired 11/16/98
S 4 : Ep 6
Aired 10/31/98
S 4 : Ep 5
Aired 10/31/98
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