Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 16

Blair: I'll have Dorota BlackBerry everyone with an itinerary.

Blair: Well you put up a good fight...for a freshman.
Jenny: Thanks.
Blair: Hope you don't expect to hug.
Jenny: I don't expect anything anymore.

Jenny: (to Blair about being popular) You asked me before if it was all worth it. My answer is it's not.

Hazel: It's kinda hard to party after the gay bomb drops.

Dan: How are you always so right?
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.

Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.

Vanessa: (about Jenny) Give her a break, Asher is her first love.
Dan: It's infatuation, it's not love.
Georgina: (as Sarah) Yeah, but to a fifteen-year-old girl, I mean, there really isn't much of a difference.

Georgina: (as Sarah) Seriously, you and Dan are so sweet to adopt me, I'd be a mess without you guys, more of a mess than I already am.

Jenny: (to Erik) Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay? (Jenny kisses Erik on the cheek).

Gossip Girl: This just in, Asher Hornsby has been spotted locking lips before class but not with his girlfriend. Looks like gentlemen don't prefer blondes, Little J., they prefer other gentlemen. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B. and Little J.? I'm tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. This is the last item that goes to press without proof.

Gossip Girl: Don't worry, Little J., the sun'll come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today.

Gossip Girl:But the worst thing the truth can do? Is when you finally tell it, it doesn't set you free... but locks you away, forever.
Serena: Blair?
Blair: Serena, what are you doing here? It's late.(Serena starts crying) Oh my God. What's happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
Serena: I can't.
Blair: Of course you can.
Serena: No. No, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair: I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.
Serena: No I can't. Because then that would make you a part of it. And you can't be a part of this.
Blair: What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?
Serena: (stares at her for a moment, tears in her eyes) I killed someone.

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain fishing for change. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman at the Blarney Stone on a Monday night. It looks like the battle between the Queen B. and Little J. has moved from the streets to the blogs. Who's sending this debasing dish? I have a feeling...

Hazel: (after Asher is outed) Now she must know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.