Gossip Girl: Let a new game begin. XOXO, Gossip Girl
Dan: Apparently uh, we're gonna play soccer later. Jenny: Uhhuh. Dan: No big. Jenny: Is Cedric invited? Rufus: Jenny, come on. Dan: Thank you dad. Rufus: You know Cedric.. would get.. dirty. (Jenny laughs) Rufus: And then Dan would have to bathe him...
Dan: Dad, will you please tell Jenny that I have guy friends. Rufus: Of course he does. I'm his- Jenny: No, not including you. Rufus: There's Cedric- Jenny: Not including dolls.
Blair: Seduce and destroy. Chuck: What's in it for me? Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes more than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems. Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve. Chuck: Not what I expected. Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us. Chuck: You had me until "troll."
Serena: Ooh! I forgot to put on underwear!
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when. Blair: The answer is never. Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf. Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure. Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: Archibald. Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Jenny: It's so weird that you're on a team now. Pretty soon you're going to have actual guy friends. Dan: What are you talking about? I have plenty of guy friends. Jenny: Dan, I know that you're Mr. Soccer now, but you and I both know you prefer to hang out with girls.
Blair: What took you so long? Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
Gossip Girl: One bad thing about making a deal with the devil is, he always comes to collect.
Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.
Chuck: (to Blair) I chased you for long enough. Now it's the time you chase me.
Gossip Girl: Whoever said, you can have it all, must have know the Archibalds. Looks like poor little Nate is... Yuck! Poor.
Serena: Chuck. You heard that, B? Chuck! Blair: Ignore her. She's dehydrated. Erik: Did I miss something?
Blair 60 seconds. Clock it.
International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Chuckova pravá tvář (Chuck's True Face)
International Air Dates: Latin America: December 17, 2008 on Warner Channel Sweden: December 21, 2008 on Kanal 5 Norway: February 11, 2009 on TVNorge The Netherlands: February 13, 2009 on Net 5 Philippines: March 17, 2009 on ETC Greece: March 21, 2009 on Star TV Denmark: July 19, 2009 on Kanal 4 Turkey: October 20, 2009 on CNBC-e Poland: November 8, 2009 on TVN7 Australia: February 18, 2010 on GO! Czech Republic: February 28, 2010 on Prima COOL Slovakia: May 15, 2010 on Doma
Music in this episode: Snow Patrol - "Take Back the City" The Virgins - "One Week of Danger" White Apple Tree - "Snowflakes" The Black Keys - "Psychotic Girl" Guillemots - "Sea Out" Alain Whyte - "City Nights" Alain Whyte - "NYC Streets" Alain Whyte - "Martini Lounge" Mildred Anderson - "Hard Times"
We're pretty sure we've heard this story before, and we're pretty sure it ended with everyone dead. GG is referring to the possible changing loyalties of friends. She is alluding to Shakespeare's Hamlet. The evil King Claudius is "concerned" about his nephew Hamlet's sudden madness, claiming to see the ghost of his father. Claudius sends Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, fiends of Hamlet to spy on him. Of course the end of this play sees everyone on the stage dead.
Blair sms to Chuck: "Enroute to J Sisters." The J Sisters is the best bikini waxing salon in the city. Every celebrity has been and every woman scrimps and saves if she must for a trip to the J Sisters. Chuck catches it and goes full throttle in his attempted seduction of Vanessa.
The deal between Chuck and Blair to seduce Vanessa was the same as the deal between Sebastian Valmont (Ryan Phillippe) and Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar) in Cruel Intentions (1999), and the prize (after the realization of the deal) as well.
Eric: you remember Sarkozy? He made us go to Europe Disneyland...
Nicolas Sarkozy is the President of France since May 2007. His first official "outing" with Carla Bruni, who he married in Feb. 2008, took place in Disneyland in Paris.
Episode title: Chuck in Real Life From the 2007 movie Dan in Real Life, starring Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche, Dianne Wiest and John Mahoney.
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