Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 21

Chuck: I'm sorry your new beau had to abandon our mission.
Blair: Oh, he had a dinner with his rugby team.
Chuck: How homoerotic.

Lily: Well, you know, after five marriages, the last thing I want to do is put you and Serena through another divorce.
Eric: It might sound cold, but they do get easier.
Lily: Rufus is different, you know? He's been like a father to you.
Eric: And I-I love him. But if you think he cheated on you, you can't stay with him because of me. You have to stay with him because you still love him and because you think you guys can work through this. It doesn't matter who you end up with as long as you're still here.

Blair: (to Chuck and Jenny) The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation that doesn't involve the apocalypse.
Chuck: We come in peace and with a purpose.

Chuck: (on the phone) And why are you whispering? If it's a seduction technique, don't bother.
Jenny: Ew. You wish.

Serena: Thanks for coming with me. I know this was a complicated one for you.
Dan: When are things not complicated with Serena Van Der Woodsen?