The Blair Bitch Project

Season 1, Episode 14, Aired
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Having been recently dethroned as Queen Bee, Blair returns to school with the support of her BFF, Serena to find she is still on the outs with her old friends. Dan visits his mother over Spring Break, and when he returns Jenny is on the verge of becoming a full-fledged member of the A-List crowd. Jenny must go to dangerous and even illegal lengths to fit in. Serena struggles to adjust to living with Chuck, and receives disturbing packages from an unknown sender.moreless
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    By Canogaparkcindy, Mar 20, 2011 Report Abuse
    I can imagine a lot of fans being disappointed with this episode as the comeback, but I could be wrong, considering how overrated this show is sometimes. Anyways, Jenny was at least tolerable before, but in this episode, she just tempted me to stop watching from time to time.

    Jenny is incredibly annoying, and the fact that she is the new "queen bee" and is now the "star" of the show just annoys me. Her attitude is hideous, and you can't help but feel bad for Dan & Rufus who are basically spelling it out for her: She can do better!

    Don't get me wrong, we got some classic Gossip Girl moments that made this epsiode what it was. The banter between Blair & Jenny was fun to watch. Also we got a great tie in/cliffhanger with Chuck supposedly sending Serena unsettling gifts, can't wait to see what happens next (but seriously, the Jenny scenes need to be cut down).moreless

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  • A little bit of a blank canvas... I expected more after the long wait.

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    By GossipGirlFANxx, Sep 21, 2008 Report Abuse
    I hate Jenny, she was so mean to poor Blair I did feel sorry for Jenny though.She tried so hard to be friends with them and then she had to steal Hazel's Mother's dress.

    The packages that Serena were sent were so funny.She was so mean to Chuck, Eric actually thought he was a brother to him and Serena had to ruin it.

    When jenny dropped the yougurt on Blair's head I was mad at Jenny,sad for Blair and lauging my head off.

    It was a very good episode but they should of given us more since we've been waiting for so long.moreless

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  • In this episode Jenny started to turn more and more into Blair.

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    By kawadge, Jun 08, 2008 Report Abuse
    In this episode Jenny started to turn more and more into Blair. She wanted to fit in so badly that she even started stealing. But the wicked Blair made a return and she got back at Jenny at her birthday.

    But as they say, revenge is a plate best served hot. And Jenny cunningly used Nate to get back at Blair and also to get back into the group, something which seems to have succeeded at.

    Meanwhile Serena has been receiving some disturbing gifts and she thought they were from Chuck. Chuck was even kicked out of their home by his father. But then it was revealed that someone from Serena's past G was sending her those disturbing gifts.moreless

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  • Wake up little J, the B*tch is back! Or is she?

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    By celine09, Jun 08, 2008 Report Abuse
    I thought this was the end of Jenny Humphrey. Too bad it wasn't. She was getting too full of herself. Especially the last scene of her and the girls and Nate at Butter. I wanted to kick my TV. The whole Jenny stealing the Valentino was hilarious, and the way she was caught. Too bad, all it took was one Nate Archibald for her to return to the "spotlight" again. I hate Jenny. Serena however was really judgmental. Of course if I were her, I would've also thought that Chuck was the one who sent those things. I'm definitely not excited on Bart and Lily's upcoming marriage. But I love the idea of the van der Bass family.moreless

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  • Gossip Girl returns

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    By addict666, Jun 04, 2008 Report Abuse
    This was a good return after the hiatus caused by the writers strike. I thought the real strenght in this episode came from Jenny who got more screen time than she normally does. You can feel her spiraling downwards since the beginning of the episode and you just keep waiting for her to get caught and when she does it is in a really big way. She was really good in this episode and I think it shows just how far she is willing to go. I also love how she uses Nate at the end to get what she wants, it shows how she is a real player against Blair who is currently in banishment (hopefully not for long).
    On the opposite side I loved Eric and Chuck bonding in this episode and I felt so bad for Chuck when he is kicked out for something that is entirely Serena's fault. A good episode.moreless

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  • Trivia

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    • The saleswoman says to Jenny, "It's not my fault that you don't know what a Valentino is worth now." However, the blue/purple handbag Jenny is carrying at the beginning of the episode is a Valentino. Edit
    • The tag for this episode is "B. Missing in Action". This is in the opening theme. Edit
    • Jenny now has a new hairstyle that's shorter and curlier. Edit

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    • International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Záškodnický plán (Plan of Sabotage) Edit
    • Original International Air Dates: Latin America: May 7, 2008 on Warner Channel Philippines: June 3, 2008 on ETC Australia: June 3, 2008 on Fox 8 Poland: July 8, 2008 on TVN7 The Netherlands: July 29, 2008 on Net 5 Sweden: October 5, 2008 on Kanal 5 Norway: November 12, 2008 on TVNorge Turkey: December 16, 2008 on CNBC-E Greece: December 20, 2008 on Star Slovakia: January 11, 2009 on Markiza Denmark: February 11, 2009 on Kanal 4 Hungary: March 29, 2009 on Cool TV Germany: July 18, 2009 on ProSieben Czech Republic: December 19, 2009 on Prima Edit
    • Music in this Episode: -"Moon River" by Henry Mancini -"Eucalyptus" by Deadly Syndrome -"Feeling Better" by The Teenagers -"Back Seat Taxi" by Silver Money -"Drive Me Crazy" by Miss Eighty 6 -"On The Run" by Classic -"Rippin' up the Disco" by Kylie Minogue -"Sour Cherry" by The Kills Edit

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    • Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things. One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for her actual birthday. Dan: I'll get it out of her. Rufus: Good. And two, what the hell are you still doing here? Dan: (looks at the clock) Mm! Thank you! Edit
    • (When the girls find out Jenny stole Hazel's mom's dress) Blair: Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under 'Waldorf' in case there's an after-party. Edit
    • Serena: Can you just get it over with Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you're going say and leave. Edit

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    • Gossip Girl: Wake up little Jenny! The biatch is back. This is a reference to the Elton John song The B**** is Back. On an interesting side note, Kristen Bell (Gossip Girl) starred in the former CW series, Veronica Mars. The series finale of that show was titled, "The Biatch is Back." Edit
    • Blair's Dream Sequence: The episode's opening sequence where Blair is dressed in a coat and looking for a cat in the rain is a recreation of the final scene of the 1961 film Breakfast at Tiffany's, starring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard. This film is also known to be Blair's favorite movie. Edit
    • Klaus and Sunny von Bulow: Chuck refers to his future step-mother, Lily van der Woodsen, as "Lily von Bulow." This is an allusion to the infamous real-life story of Klaus von Bulow, a British socialite accused of the attempted murder of his wife, Sunny von Bulow in 1980. The real-life story was later adapted into the novel, Reversal of Fortune: Inside the von Bülow case Edit

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