Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 19

Gossip Girl: Call your travel agent, kiddies. Looks like Nate Archibald traded in a summer of love for a one-way ticket to his legacy.

Nate: Do you remember when you used to make us watch your favorite movies over and over again? Like Tiffany's and Holiday. You used to drive me nuts.
Blair: This is a pep talk.
Nate: I finally asked you why you like watch movies you've already seen? And remember what you said?
Blair: I like knowing how things are gonna turn out.
Nate: Exactly.

Gossip Girl: The danger with calling someone's bluff is that even if you win - you risk them walking away from the table for good. And who wants to play with themselves?

Blair: Do you remember the first time you saw the real me? The Blair that danced for you that night at Victrola? The Blair with none of the hang-ups, none of the frustrations? That's the Blair right here. Take me now.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: To prove that nothing matters.

Lady at the Van der Bilts reunion: (speaking about Eleanor) You must have her call me. Gerald and I, we just got engage and I need Eleanor Waldorf design for the big day.
Blair: Oh, sure! Though I think she discontinued her third-trip-down-the-aisle, only-took-the-plunge-for-money line.
Lady at the Van der Bilts reunion: Oh Blair, I think you had too much to drink!
Blair: Oh, you would know! Three DUIs now, is it? Not that I blame you. Her way to escape the whispers that you made your money in adult entertainment websites.
Chuck: Sorry everone! Big fan of your sites.

Vanessa: (on security check) Security check? I can't even put my lipstick in here. What could I possibly been trying to sneak in?
Dan: I don't know. Liberal agenda? Universal health care? Education reform? Increase in the estate tax?

Blair: By the end of tonight, the old Blair Waldorf will be dead and buried, with no chance of resurrection.

Blair: I realized that while we can't tear out a single page of our life, we can throw the whole book in the fire. George Sand, she understands me. And what better place to go up in smoke than in front of the crème de la crème of New York society?

Gossip Girl: Poor B. Couldn't spin this one in her favor. Looks like now she's spinning out.

Carter: What's this? Good cop, Bass cop?

Gossip Girl: Spotted: B taking one small step for new Blair. One giant step towards a strange townhouse. Enter at your own risk B.

Lily: Do you think he'll judge?
Serena: I think you should just sneak a peek at his little black book before you drop the yellow pages on him. Just make sure your numbers are on par.

Blair: Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years… all the work, the planning?
Serena: You mean plotting?
Blair: Yes, exactly. I'm glad it all blew up in my face. It was a wake-up call. I was such an overachiever. I was headed for a quarter-life crisis at 18.
Serena: Oh, B. You've had a couple of setbacks, but there must still be a way to get into a great college, and if anyone can do it, it's you.
Blair: No, S, I've learned the hard way. I can't control everything, plan everything. Now with Carter's help, I'm trying something different.

Gossip Girl: We hear Carter Baizen's dealt Chuck another losing hand. But rest assured, Upper East Siders. Chuck always has a card up his sleeve.

Gossip Girl: Looks like V is leading a lost lamb back to the flock. And C is coming to B, sheepishly bearing gifts.

Tripp: Nate, changed your mind!
Nate: Six times, actually!

Dan: (excited) What?! Nate, you said it was a mansion not a country club.

Dan: (seeing a helicopter) It's flying low must be a hospital nearby.
Tripp: It's not a medical. It's grandfather's ride.

Dan: You gonna skip out your family reunion? I appreciate the commitment to the game..
Nate: No, listen man, I'm not gonna go pretend to bond with people, who shot me and my mum out, when my dad got busted. Let's go inside, game starting!

Chuck: (talking to Serena about Blair) I went to see her last week. She never came home. It's not like our girl to be out all night. I know something's going on. This is more than her having her dirty laundry aired on Gossip Girl.
Serena: She, um. She got rejected by Yale.
Chuck: The only thing she wanted more than me. (deep breath) That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed. So we just need to give her some time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I can lick em' for her.
Serena: (disgusted) Ugh.

Gossip Girl: Everything old can be new again. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Chuck: I'm losing her.
Serena: Well then fight for her. She did for you.
Chuck: I tried. I failed.
Serena: Well then try again. She's scared, Chuck. Her plan hasn't worked out for her and she doesn't know what's gonna happen next. If you want to be back in her life, make her feel safe. You know what to say.

Serena: You slept with her at school during a play with me probably twenty feet away.
Dan: Okay, right, yeah.. Uh. When you put it like that.. mm.. What? Why are you smiling?
Serena: I don't know. I am mad, but that was invigorating.
Dan: (laughs) That's good. That's good to know that you enjoy hitting people.

Blair: We used to talk about our future - how perfect everything would be, remember?
Nate: Yeah.
Blair: What happened? When did everything get so screwed up? This isn't how it's supposed to be. I don't know who I am anymore, what I'm supposed to do. I feel so -
Nate: Lost.

Serena: B, why didn't you tell us?
Blair: What? That I was coming to debase myself by begging to be accepted at Sarah Lawrence? Gee, you're right! Why didn't I update my Facebook page?
Chuck: It's nice to know the old Blair's still in there somewhere.
Serena: I know you didn't give up.
Blair: You're wrong; I just did! Don't follow me!

Blair: In fact, if I'm somewhere and I can say Blair Waldorf would never do that. (wears shades) Guess what. I'll do it. (walks away)
Serena: B, but you have to pay for those.
Blair: So call security.