Blair: Dan. Hi, I'm Blair Waldorf. Serena's friend.
Dan: Uh, yeah. Do you happen to know where she is?
Blair: As a matter of fact I do.
(Serena and Nate show up)
Dan: Serena. There you are. Where were you?
Blair: She was waiting in a hotel room. For my boyfriend.
Serena: To talk.
Nate: That's all. To talk.
Blair: That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.
Dan: Why did you want to talk to him? (to Nate) This is about why you were waiting for Serena this morning?
Blair: (to Nate) You were what?
Chuck: I thought you were waiting for me!
Dan: Exactly what the situation needs. Chuck. Now what is going on here?
Blair: We were just getting into that.
Serena: Blair, please. Don't do this.
Blair: Sorry. Would you want to tell him?
Chuck: I'll tell him.
Nate and Blair: You know?
Chuck: I know all.
Dan: And apparently I know nothing.
Serena: Dan, it was a long time ago, and I regret it.
Chuck: Please, Serena. Stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you've slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.
Dan: Is that true?
Blair: Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know. Before you fall head-over-heels for your perfect girl and her perfect world, and you were left all alone with no one but your cabbage patch kid.
Nate: Cabbage patch?
Dan: Did you talk to my sister?
Chuck: Yeah, little Jenny. Do you believe, she and I have some unfinished business.