(Emma walks in a skimpy dress)
Blair: Oh sweet Heaven.
Emma: So, Muffy McDonnell's been bragging about how she's going to lose her virginity cause she finally landed a date with the lacrosse captain. They call him the de-virginator.
Blair: Oh my God stop your mouth from moving.
Emma: But now that I finally have the night away from Mom and Dad we'll see who's first. I'm saying TTFN to my you know what.
(Blair grabs Emma's arm)
Blair: Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale Lohan.