Great Teacher Onizuka Season 1 Episode 13

(Hidemi was just on the phone with Azusa Fuyutsuki)
Hidemi: Fuyutsuki can't make it tonight.
Teshigawara: Oh, no!
Hidemi: No wonder you've been in a good mood. You were going to have a woman cook for you without telling me. I wonder what Miss Fuyutsuki is like?
Teshigawara: That's...
Hidemi: (Kicks him off his chair and takes of her sock) It's a punishment. Lick it, as usual.

(Eikichi broke Hiroshi's nose)
Hiroshi: You're still making jokes! I won't forgive you! I'll sue you, I'll sue you, I'll sue you!
Eikichi: (Grabs him) I told you, I didn't do anything!
Hiroshi: Shut up! You certainly did!
Eikichi: (Shaking him) I still say so? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't! If you keep nagging me, I'll crack open your head and stir up your brain. Baldy! Do you understand?
(Hiroshi is unconscious)

(Eikichi's wearing an elephant costume)
Eikichi: (Singing) Elephant, elephant! Let's take a shower! (Sprays Mrs. Ohta)