Great Teacher Onizuka Season 1 Episode 15

(Onizuka is outside Yoshito's house, wearing nothing but his boxers.)
Eikichi: Kikuchi! Can you come to school with me? I'm in an emergency situation!
Yoshito: (Riding with Eikichi to school) What's the emergency?
Eikichi: I was trying to download something from a porn site on the internet, when my computer froze! I figured you're the only guy I know who can fix it!

(Yoshito and Noboru are on the school roof)
Noboru: So it was you after all, eh.
Yoshito: It's true that I did take two sets of tests. Then I swapped mine with Onizuka's test when I collected them. But... something is not right. His answer sheets should have given him 2 more points than I got. Since I got 492 points, Onizuka should have gotten 494 points. But he got full points.
Noboru: What does that mean?
Yoshito: It means there's someone else, out there besides us who wanted Onizuka to stay.

(Eikichi is fighting the gang of kidnappers)
Eikichi: Damn, you guys are not kids anymore. Don't you have anything better to do than kidnap a girl to shoot a porn vid? Morals, have you ever heard of that?
Thug: (Attacks Eikichi) We don't understand what you're mumbling about, you bastard!
Eikichi: (Punches him) I admit I like porn too, but I don't approve of taping someone against their will!

Kidnapper: (Points a gun at Eikichi's head) This ain't child's play. Teacher... If you wanna play the teacher, then play all ya want in Hell. We took this job secretely without our boss' permission. Our lives are riding on this job, we can't back out or stop now. Sorry, but I can't have you around to rat on me. Well then, farewell. (Gun shot)