Great Teacher Onizuka

(Eikichi just saved Nanako after she fell off the motorbike) Eikichi: You're crazy! What the hell?! Nanako: I don't want to go home! (Crying) I would rather die than go home.

(Eikichi is riding his motorbike, with Nanako.) Eikichi: (to himself) Why is she inviting me to her house? I wonder if there is more to that trap. Yeah, that's it. That must be it! No, don't be fooled, Eikichi Onizuka, 22 years old. I won't fall for a young girl, even without underwear. I won't fall for what's under that skirt. I won't, I won't.

Nanako: (On his motorbike) Teacher, don't you want to come to my house? Eikichi: Absolutely not. Nanako: Here. (Places her panties in front of him) If you come, I will give you panties fresh off my butt!

Nanako: Yoo-poo! Eikichi: What the hell is "yoo-poo"? Say it correctly. Nanko: Oops! You are acting a little cold, teacher. Eikichi: (Annoyed) Don't bug me. Go away. Nanako: That's too bad. Nana wanted to praise you. Eikichi: Praise? Nanako: I'm the one who developed that torture-a-teacher trap! Usually the victim stops coming to school... or he would pay the money. You are awesome, teacher. I commend you. Eikichi: Someone like you is called a devil. Hurry home.

(Eikichi's students are cleaning the school) Class Punk #1: Teacher, thank you very much for yesterday. Class Punk #2: What you told us was very moving! Eikichi: (Bewildered) Well, just a little bit of tough love.

(Eikichi arrives at the school the next day.) Eikichi: I bet I'm fired.

(Ryuji and Eikichi are in a bar) Ryuji: Everyone is panicking because there aren't enough jobs. Who'd hire a former gang member... and 3rd-rate college graduate with a history of violence? (He notices some Yakuza on the next table.) Maybe they would. Those yakuza scouts seem to be looking at you with intense interest. Eikichi: Don't look! If our eyes meet, I'll get hired.

(Eikichi is torturing the students who fooled him earlier.) Eikichi: How do you like the pond water in Inokashira Park? Isn't it good? Class Punk: Please don't kill us, Mr. Onizuka. Eikichi: Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you. We haven't done the crotch-splitter, burning-at-the-stake or sandbag hell yet. Class Punk: You are a teacher, aren't you? How could you torture your students? Eikichi: No whining!

(After student Nanako explains that she ran away from home.) Nanako: (to Eikichi) Let me spend the night at your place. (A sign appears above Eikichi.) Sign: TEACHER BANZAI!

Eikichi: (fantasizing again) A 16 year old bride! I don't have to wait till I am 40.

(Eikichi is trying to teach his class) Eikichi: (Getting angry) Those bastards! Just mumbling away! I wish I could kill them. Kill them!

(Eikichi talks with Hidero, another student teacher.) Hidero: In this career it is possible to marry a 16 year old girl in my 40s. Eikichi: (shocked & excited) In my 40s... 16 year old... Hidero: I will teach you the techniques later. Eikichi: Master!

(Ryuji and Eikichi are riding on a motorbike.) Ryuji: I can't believe what you're doing. Eikichi: About what? Ryuji: Stupid! Student teaching, what else? You, of all people trying to be a teacher! Eikichi: Student teaching! It gets me excited! (Pops a wheelie) A bunch of innocent high school girls. I can't wait!