Greek

Evan: Casey is right! Casey: I am? Yeah, I am!

Evan: You guys can basically see it for yourself, it's curfews, cops checking IDs, higher GPA requirement, wristbands... Cappie: (with emphasis) Wristbands? Good God man, not wristbands! Come on!

Rebecca: It's 2:17, seventeen minutes past when I said I had to go! Cappie: You know what? Let's end on an even number, I don't like odd numbers, they're bad luck in so many cultures!

Casey: Ok stop, it's ending right now, I've had it with your pscyhotic Jen K. moping. If anyone should be depressed, it's me, I was the one who got dumped last semester. You dumped her, you're in the empowered position, you could even take her back if you wanted. Rusty: You think I should take her back? Casey: Hell no! Ok stop. Rusty: If I'm in the empowered because I'm the dumper, how can you the dumpee not feel like a pathetic loser? Casey: Do you want to walk the rest of the way?

Evan: They were a little surprised. You walked out on them. Calvin: I walked out on them because they were looking at me like I was going to force them to wear assless chaps. Evan: What's wrong with assless chaps?

(After Calvin picks up one of Dale's anti-Greek flyers) Dale: You know, an ex-Greek would be a huge coup for the movement. Tell me in detail why you left, I want to write this down. Calvin: In detail? Dale: Yep. Calvin: Well, they found out I was gay... Dale (after a minute to mull this over): Gay. Homosexual. You know, I can work with that! Calvin: You can? Dale: Yeah. An intensive vitamin and prayer regimen can cure that. You're a double threat. If I can get an ex-gay ex-Greek to join up, I'm a shoo-in to win the Chastity Cup! Let's see those little PP suckers try and top that, huh?

Cappie: Spitter, you've never even been late to a meeting before! You usually come early to help set up snacks! Rusty: I was working on a paper. Cappie: For a class you haven't even started yet? Rusty: I'm in Honors Engineering, we're anticipators.

(Casey pulls over and throws a cd out the window of the car) Rusty: I can't believe you just did that! That was the mixed cd that Jen K mad me for our three and a half week anniversary. Casey: Rusty.. Rusty: And you littered.

Evan: I want to thank everyone for coming on such short notice. Cappie: Dean Bowman? You've grown younger, share with us your magic.

(after Casey loses her spot at the head of the table in the president meeting) Cappie: So, your slumming at our end of the table, huh? Casey: Hey, Cap.

Rebecca: 2:18, gotta go. Cappie Right, right, vacation time is over. Rebecca: Which means this is over too. We both said it was for fun, but that's it. Just a fling. Cappie: Fling-tastic.

Rebecca: (after clapping instead of snapping) Sorry, my manicurist advises that I don't snap. Lizzie: Oh, is your manicurist a Zeta Beta? Rebecca: No Lizzie: Well, I don't think you should listen to her.

Cappie: Bros and Cheesoritos before hos.

Cappie: Where is Rusty? Rusty? Alright, he is a little guy, everyone check under your chairs! (everyone looks under their chairs)

Dale: (Smells his textbook) Man, there is nothing like the smell of a new textbook, huh?

(Rusty is hinting to Cappie that Casey is single now and that he should make a move)
Cappie: You know what they say, don't you Spitter? Dump me once shame on you, dump me seven times shame on me. And also shame on guys who wear braided belts, they just give me the willies. You know what else is giving me the willies? You pimping out your sister. Do want "Perv" to be your new nickname? Huh? You like that?

Evan: Calvin, hey. Calvin: Hey Evan, hows it going? Evan: How's it going? Well you returned the pledge pin without even telling me about it. That's pretty lame.

(Casey and Rusty see someone painted Zeta Bimbo Zeta) Rusty: So much for a clean slate. Casey: Oprah, help me.

Casey: (to Rusty) Decide to be done with Jen K. and you will be, decide this is going to be a great new semester, and it will be.