Rusty: Tina and I were... you know...
Cappie: If you can't say it, you really shouldn't be doing it.
Casey: Okay what's going on? You've been buzzing around me all night. Calvin: Oh no, I just, you know, think we don't get to.. um.. sorta.. you know.. uh.. Casey: Yeah? Calvin: Um.. (switches to flaming gay voice and snaps finger) I just think you were stealin' all the mens for yourself and that ain't fair girlfriend! (snaps finger again)
Boy in the hall: Hey, no cuts! Janette: I have a bladder infection!
Casey: Where's Kaitlin? Ryan: We broke up. Casey: Oh.. Ashleigh: (whispers to Casey) Yay universe!
The Beaver: (as Tina "on the phone") You are such a pig! I hope you burn in hell, Rusty Cartwright! I hate you and I'll hate you forever! (slams down receiver) The Beaver: I think you need more practice. Jell-O shot?
Rebecca: Like if Casey and I are drowning. Who would you save first? Cappie: (pauses) Neither, I can't swim.
Rusty: Whoa, wait! Now I'm a scumbag! Cappie: Aaah, but a scumbag with dignity.
Rusty: Tina and I are fun buddies. Ashleigh: Oooh...You're not here to brag, are you? Because that would be just weird.
Rusty: I'm having problems with a girl. Casey: Really, what's the problem? Rusty: Sex.
Beaver(reading Tina's text): Rusty, thanks for letting me know. By the way, I have crabs.
Ashleigh: How do you spell brunette? Casey: B-r-o-w-n.
Calvin: (to boyfriend at party) I was thinking after this, we go somewhere a little quiet. Michael: To discuss my age issues? Calvin: I was thinking something a little personal. (He kisses him)
Cappie: (after walking into the Omega Chi house) Good Lord! It's like we died and went to Gossip Girl.
Music: The Fatalist by Robbers On High Street Hurts Like Hell by American Bang Tired Of Waiting by Ide Dance Like Nobody's Watching by The Tacticians Traffic by American Bang Paisley Pattern Ground by The Black Hollies So Lonely by The Dandelions America's Sons by American Bang Start The Bus by Stinkyfacecrew Middle Of Me by The Good Luck Joes The Night Before by The Stereotypes Untouched And Intact by The Honorary Title Days Like These by FIASCO That Little Girl by The Black Hollies Closer To You by Adam Merrin All Night Long by American Bang Fa Fa Fa by Datarock
Cappie: It's like we died and went to Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl is a teen drama airing on The CW. It is based on the novels of the same name by Cecily von Ziegesar. Gossip Girl also happens to air on same day and at the same time as Greek.
Michael: (to Calvin) You're a moose shy away from an Abercrombie ad. He is referring to Abercrombie, the clothing brand, whose logo is a moose.
The title is a reference to A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.
S 4 : Ep 10
Aired 3/7/11 (46:03)
S 4 : Ep 9
Aired 2/28/11 (44:35)
S 4 : Ep 8
Aired 2/21/11 (44:18)
S 4 : Ep 7
Aired 2/14/11 (44:19)
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