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Rusty: Tina and I were... you know...
Cappie: If you can't say it, you really shouldn't be doing it.
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Casey: Okay what's going on? You've been buzzing around me all night.
Calvin: Oh no, I just, you know, think we don't get to.. um.. sorta.. you know.. uh..
Casey: Yeah?
Calvin: Um.. (switches to flaming gay voice and snaps finger) I just think you were stealin' all the mens for yourself and that ain't fair girlfriend! (snaps finger again)
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Boy in the hall: Hey, no cuts!
Janette: I have a bladder infection!
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Casey: Where's Kaitlin?
Ryan: We broke up.
Casey: Oh..
Ashleigh: (whispers to Casey) Yay universe!
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The Beaver: (as Tina "on the phone") You are such a pig! I hope you burn in hell, Rusty Cartwright! I hate you and I'll hate you forever!
(slams down receiver)
The Beaver: I think you need more practice. Jell-O shot?
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Rebecca: Like if Casey and I are drowning. Who would you save first?
Cappie: (pauses) Neither, I can't swim.
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Rusty: Whoa, wait! Now I'm a scumbag!
Cappie: Aaah, but a scumbag with dignity.
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Rusty: Tina and I are fun buddies.
Ashleigh: Oooh...You're not here to brag, are you? Because that would be just weird.
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Rusty: I'm having problems with a girl.
Casey: Really, what's the problem?
Rusty: Sex.
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Beaver(reading Tina's text): Rusty, thanks for letting me know. By the way, I have crabs.
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Ashleigh: How do you spell brunette?
Casey: B-r-o-w-n.
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Calvin: (to boyfriend at party) I was thinking after this, we go somewhere a little quiet.
Michael: To discuss my age issues?
Calvin: I was thinking something a little personal.
(He kisses him)
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Cappie: (after walking into the Omega Chi house) Good Lord! It's like we died and went to Gossip Girl.