Greek Season 2 Episode 14

Cappie: If there's anyone who understands how a girl can change the way you feel about a friend, it's your big brother! Mostly because of your big sister. Good God, this campus is incestuous.
Rusty: He hooked up with her before I could even tell her I liked her. So now they're all into each other, and it makes me want to puke when I'm around them. I was going to ask Ben to be his big brother, but I was late for that one too.
Cappie: Why'd you say yes in the first place?
Rusty: Cause I fought so hard convincing you to let him in the House. If I changed my mind, you'd question my judgment as an active.

Cappie: Did you learn nothing from the Scooby story?
Beaver: (in background) Scoooooby!!!!
Rusty: I didn't mean for him to get that drunk. He's just really bad at Beer Pong. I guess I got a little carried away.
Cappie: Anyone can become a big brother, Russ. It's how you act toward them afterward that defines you.
Rusty: I didn't really want to be his big brother, okay?
Cappie: Wait, why not? Because of the girl?

Ashleigh: If Fisher is a criminal, would you guys hate me if I kept dating him?
Casey: Be smart, like Anne Hathaway.
Rebecca: I'd keep dating him.
Casey: You would not!
Rebecca: I wouldn't leave him alone with my purse, but come on! He's hot.
Ashleigh: Well touch him and I'd cut you even faster than she would.

Ashleigh: But what if he is the thief?
Casey: Then at least you'll know.
Rebecca: And we'll help you find somebody better.
Ashleigh: Why am I the only one who's drunk?

Ashleigh: You guys don't know it's like to go through college without a boyfriend. (To Casey) I mean you went from Cappie to Evan to Max. (To Rebecca) And you went from Evan to Cappie to...
Casey: If she says Max, I will cut you.

Casey: Ash, you sure you don't have a crush on Fisher?
Ashleigh: (drunk) Scout's honor. But ask me if we're doing it!

Patrick: Cappie I'm fine!
Cappie: Nope, you know my rule, if the drinks are you, then the drunks are on me.
Patrick: I'm not drunk! This place just has too many stairs!
Evan: That's right. We'll get those removed. (To Cappie) Hey man, thanks for helping me with him.
Cappie: Yeah, it was good to see him again. Uh, I should go, got that big-little party tomorrow...
Evan: Oh yeah. You should at least try to start those sober...
Cappie: I should try. Um, see ya?
Evan: Yeah.
Cappie: Patrick, have a safe flight back.
Patrick: Later, Cappie!

Casey: What is going on with you?
Ashleigh: I'm sorry, but she's obviously a sexual predator.
Casey: Natalie? She can't even say the word sex!
Ashleigh: I am not gonna ruin an innocent guy's reputation over the word of some Gamma Si!
Rebecca: Especially a guy you have a crush on.