Season 3 Episode 18

Camp Buy Me Love

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Mar 15, 2010 on ABC Family



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Evan: Hey, sorry it took so long... Rusty.
      Rusty and Ashleigh: The preppy jackass.
      Evan: What'd you call me?
      Rusty: You heard me. I need to talk to Katherine.
      Evan: Well you just called me a jackass, so...
      Calvin: Rusty, this might not be the best time, Evan's in a bad place, just broke up with Rebecca...
      Rusty: Oh, so he found out she slept with Beaver then.
      Evan: Beaver? That piece of crap?
      Rusty: That's my brother you're talking about.
      Evan: Well your brother can barely stand upright.
      Rusty: Rebecca seemed to think so. (Evan punches Rusty)
      Evan: (To Calvin) You're right, I feel a lot better.

    • Casey: But you guys love each other, isn't that worth fighting for?
      April: Not all relationships are meant to last forever. Even when you're in love. Some love stories are short stories. But they are love stories all the same.

    • Rusty: Why can't life be easy like it is in those movies you watched?
      Ashleigh: Hey! 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up like a guy and fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this is all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then, on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday. Does that sound easy?
      Rusty: I know. So what do I do? I don't want to screw this up.
      Ashleigh: Rusty, your situation is easy. Dana is the girl for you. Katherine isn't the underdog girl who dates the science nerd, she's the imperious blonde who dates James Spader, the preppy jackass.

    • Rusty: So guys, i have a little problem. I seem to have found myself dating two girls.
      (Beaver and Heath nod)
      Rusty: At the same time.
      (Beaver and Heath look confused)
      Beaver: And... That's not enough? You want a different girl for every night of the week or something? Way to be greedy!
      Rusty: No, I think that two girls is one too many.
      Heath: I think one girl is one girl too many.

    • Evan: Why, when beer's called Something's Best, is it always the worst?

    • Dana: (to Rusty) You don't have to give me that pitying look like I'm some kindergartner who came to school with a Maxi pad around her knee because she thought it was a bandage. Alright? If that did happen it would be a totally honest mistake.

  • Notes

    • Music:
      "Cryin' Shame" by The Happy Problem
      "Bait Meets Catch" by Long Long Showers
      "Quiet Little Voices" by We Were Promised Jetpacks
      "Physical" originally by Olivia Newton-John
      "(Don't You) Forget About Me" by Alpha Rev
      "New Morning" by Alpha Rev
      "All I Can Do" by Chantal Kreviazuk

  • Allusions

    • Ashleigh: She's the imperious blonde who dates James Spader, the preppy jackass.

      She is referring to James Spader's role as the blonde bad guy in the 1986 comedy Pretty in Pink.

    • Evan: Everybody Wang Chung like a virgin!

      He is referring to 1986 single "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung and the 1984 song "Like A Virgin" by Madonna.

    • Professor Hawn: Can anyone name one of these pop songs? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

      She is referring to the famous "Bueller? Bueller?" line from the 1986 comedy Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It starred Matthew Broderick and Alan Ruck, who guest-starred as Dean Bowman.

    • The title refers to the Beatles' song Can't Buy Me Love composed by Paul McCartney and released in their sixth British single, Can't Buy Me Love/You Can't Do That.

      It also refers to the 1987 comedy Can't Buy Me Love starring Patrick Dempsey and Amanda Peterson about a nerd who pays the popular girl to be his girlfriend.