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Rusty: I bought some cookie dough for all that milk, do you want some? Dale: No thanks, cookie dough salmonella can kill you.

Cappie: You know, your not nearly as unpleasant as I thought you'd be, Logan. Rebecca: I know. You smell better than I thought you would.

Beaver: I heard about the honors engineering floor, but I thought it was a joke.

Ashleigh: (Talking about Frannie) She seriously hasn't spoken one word to you since the game? Casey: I've seen her six times and she just smiles, and walks away. This morning at breakfast, she winked at me! Ashleigh: Well, that's scary…

Cappie: My weekend with the senators daughter… sounds kinky.

(After finding out she can't go pre-med) Frannie: But what about my dream of becoming a gorgeous but troubled intern in a hospital full of other gorgeous interns, discussing my love life while performing complex surgery, and hating my mother?

Jen K: (Talking about Dale) I know he has some issues… Rusty: Some issues? He canceled our cable after accidentally watching three minutes of a Dawson's Creek rerun.

Frannie: So, let's start talking baked goods, I was thinking something as a scone. Ashleigh: Uh, Casey's not much of a baker. Casey: But I can, drive to the store, buy some muffins and wrap them up to make them look home made.

Jen K: Where's Dale? Rusty: It's Wednesday, so he'll be at the biology building for another 20 minutes and then he'll get a cherry limeade and some Cheetos which will take another 8 to 11 minutes depending on pedestrian traffic.

Frannie: Maybe we should think of some obscure disease you could be suffering from… Let's plan a Grey's Anatomy marathon, just in case.

Frannie: No sister has ever been elected president of ZBZ without taking sweetheart of Omega Chi first. Well, there was Vanessa Davidson of 95' but she had scoliosis and played the whole, 'I've overcome obstacles,' thing to gain sympathy votes. Casey: So, it's possible without… Frannie: Not with your posture.

Casey: What's on your mind? Frannie: Al Gore... Casey: I'm more of a Jake Gyllenhaal girl myself.

Ashleigh: Maybe not being nominated for Omega Chi Sweetheart wouldn't be the end of the world... (Casey and Frannie look at her likes she's crazy) Or maybe it would...

Cappie: Who looks at a cloud and sees just a cloud? Rebecca: Me.

Cappie: (about what he thinks about the sound of a baby crying) Evan Chambers losing his allowance.

Frannie: (to Casey) May the best woman win.

Rusty: Have you seen my milk? I just bought half a gallon yesterday. Dale: No. Sure haven't. Rusty: (looks in the trash) Why is my milk in the trash? Dale: Oh, that milk!