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Rusty: (about girl who just hit on Cappie) What about her?
Cappie: We call her Saran Wrap. Too clingy.
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(During the séance)
Ashleigh: Virginia Horton the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta invite you to commute with us.
Casey: Maybe she has her cell phone turned off.
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Casey: This is ridiculous!
Ashleigh: Trust me, I had a Goth phase in middle school, this séance will work!
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(Talking about the crank generator)
Heath: So do you know how to work this thingy? I was kinda wondering when the cell service will be back.
(Rusty cranks it and it comes on)
Heath: Cool! It's like magic!
Rusty: Actually it's a simple crank generator that turns friction into electricity.
Heath: Or magic!
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Ashleigh: Doblers is closed! Can you freakin' believe it?
Casey: Perhaps, because of the tornado watch.
Ashleigh: So! It's karaoke Friday!
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Rusty: Her name isn't Destiny, it's Patty.
Cappie: Patty, from camp? The only Patty there was Patty the Fatty… Oh my God, she's Patty the Fatty!
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Rusty: (Trying to get Cappie away from Destiny) It's Beaver, he's drunk and he's peeing in your closet.
Cappie: Not again!
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Cappie: I love your smile! I just want to put it in my pocket!
Destiny: I love your eyes, I want to gouge them out and wear them on a chain around my neck.
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Casey: How's the head wound?
Jen K: I'm not showing any signs of a concussion so I should be ok.
Casey: Are you pre-med?
Jen K: No, just clumsy.
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Rusty: Beaver, the bathroom is that way!
(points down the hall, away from Cappie's room)
Beaver:Man, why do they keep moving it?!
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Beaver: So are you a student?
Destiny: You ask a lot of questions, do I need to have my lawyer present?
(Beaver looks stunned)
Destiny: Kidding! You learn to ask that in prison… Kidding!
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Rebecca: Spirit! Tell us who you are!
(The Ouija board spells out virgin)
Casey: Virgin, I stand corrected, it's not Rebecca.
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Casey: (Talking about the trust exercise) This is about trusting that your sisters will always be there for you. That they will catch you when you fall, and trusting that they won't be skanky sluts who sleep with your boyfriend.
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Jen K: Best Friday night ever, right! Way better than reruns of Ghost Whisperer, I can't believe we've been pledge sisters for six weeks but we've barely even spoken.
Rebecca: It boggles the mind.
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Cappie: I'm in a funk Spitter.
Rusty: Come on! Look at all the hot mamas here!
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Rusty: (To Cappie) Hey, why the long face? This party's got your three favorite things. Beer, girls, and severe weather warnings!
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Rebecca: We missed an away game to spend the night in the living room?
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Rusty: (to Destiny) I wasn't always this cool frat guy you see before you.
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Destiny: My Harley popped a flat in the road. Can I come in?
Cappie: God, yes!
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Rebecca: (to Ouija board) Is anyone there?
Casey: Looks like nobody's home.
Rebecca: That's cause they might be at the football game.
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Rusty: Listen Patty...
Destiny: Destiny!
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Destiny (after Cappie kisses her): That's it?
Cappie: Excuse me?
Destiny: I lost 80 pounds for that?
Cappie: I've never had any complaints before... Let me just try a better angle!
Destiny: Yeah, that's ok! Listen, it's been fun, but I really need a donut!
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Cappie (to Destiny): You're a little bit twisted. Refreshing...