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Rebecca: I do have feelings for Robin! And I'm going to call her. Ashleigh: Yay! I can already see you two married... in Vermont or Massachusetts.

Rebecca: I wish there was a way to tell. Like a pregnancy test, but for gayness! Calvin: Okay. I'm gonna take you to a place where there'll be a lot of gays and you can just see how you feel.

Ashleigh: I was just asking Calvin for advice cause he and Heath used to sneak around last year. Rebecca: Oh, that's right! You're gay! Calvin: According to my gentlemen friends, yes. Ashleigh: How'd secret dating Cappie work? Rebecca: Oh, secret sex was the best! We did it everywhere, the library, my car, your car, church... Ashleigh: Okay! So what happened? Rebecca: We went public and everything fell apart.

Rusty: I kissed Jordan. Cappie: Michael Jordan? Jordan Knight? Jordan Catalano? Don't tell me you kissed Andy's Jordan! Rusty: I wished I kissed Michael Jordan.

Cappie: Hey, it's the Abercrombie lady. You know what, we're all set on twill shorts, but thanks. Evan: We want our bust. Come on, give it up. Cappie: Our bust? Too easy, pass. Evan: Our pledge saw it. Cappie: What pledge? Evan: Our pledge who was in here. Cappie: Oh, yeah. Too bad I didn't hit him with a paddle, that's what we do to our pledges, right? Evan: Listen, I know you have our founders bust. Cappie: Hmmm. Snooty-lookin' bronze dude? Looks like he's floggin' the dolphin? Evan: Yes. Cappie: Haven't seem it. Evan: Fine. Well, we'll give you 24 hours to return it, or we'll come and take it. Cappie: Well, you're welcome to try. Not that we have it. (Beaver drops a sword) Evan: Nice sword. You know, the archaeology department has been missing a pair for years. Cappie: Oh, kinda like you?