Greek Season 2 Episode 17

Rebecca: I do have feelings for Robin! And I'm going to call her.
Ashleigh: Yay! I can already see you two married... in Vermont or Massachusetts.

Rebecca: I wish there was a way to tell. Like a pregnancy test, but for gayness!
Calvin: Okay. I'm gonna take you to a place where there'll be a lot of gays and you can just see how you feel.

Ashleigh: I was just asking Calvin for advice cause he and Heath used to sneak around last year.
Rebecca: Oh, that's right! You're gay!
Calvin: According to my gentlemen friends, yes.
Ashleigh: How'd secret dating Cappie work?
Rebecca: Oh, secret sex was the best! We did it everywhere, the library, my car, your car, church...
Ashleigh: Okay! So what happened?
Rebecca: We went public and everything fell apart.

Rusty: I kissed Jordan.
Cappie: Michael Jordan? Jordan Knight? Jordan Catalano? Don't tell me you kissed Andy's Jordan!
Rusty: I wished I kissed Michael Jordan.

Cappie: Hey, it's the Abercrombie lady. You know what, we're all set on twill shorts, but thanks.
Evan: We want our bust. Come on, give it up.
Cappie: Our bust? Too easy, pass.
Evan: Our pledge saw it.
Cappie: What pledge?
Evan: Our pledge who was in here.
Cappie: Oh, yeah. Too bad I didn't hit him with a paddle, that's what we do to our pledges, right?
Evan: Listen, I know you have our founders bust.
Cappie: Hmmm. Snooty-lookin' bronze dude? Looks like he's floggin' the dolphin?
Evan: Yes.
Cappie: Haven't seem it.
Evan: Fine. Well, we'll give you 24 hours to return it, or we'll come and take it.
Cappie: Well, you're welcome to try. Not that we have it.
(Beaver drops a sword)
Evan: Nice sword. You know, the archaeology department has been missing a pair for years.
Cappie: Oh, kinda like you?