Greek

Rusty: (With Cappie standing on his back) I have to quit the fraternity. Cappie: Relax, I'm almost done!

Dr. Hastings: Damn frat boys! You almost killed me! What are your names? Cappie: We're very sorry, sir. Dr. Hastings: What fraternity are you in? Beaver: But sir, we're just - Dr. Hastings: Names! Cappie: We're the Omega Chis. My name is Evan Chambers. And you're kinda being a pansy about all this.

Casey: And I haven't told either of you the best part. Rebecca: You haven't? Casey: I've decided that I'm going to be Rebecca's big sis!

Dale: No! You've ruined my future and my kids future and my grandkids future, you've disrupted the space time Continuum. You, you gotta fix it, you gotta build a time machine right now!

Rusty: It's just kinda like ping-pong, you know. I was a champion 5 years in a row in the Eagle Scouts. Cappie: Wow! You were in the Eagle Scouts.

Cappie: You know there are these moments in life when you are confronted with something that you think is monumental but 10, 20 years down the road you'll look back and you'll laugh? Rusty: Yea. Cappie: This is not one of those moments.

Cappie: What kind of competition are we talking here? Who's got the most J Crew V-necks, wait, you might have us there.

Evan: Yea, we saw the work you guys did on Rusty, let me ask you, what exactly is the point of that form of hazing? Cappie: Uh, our own amusement.

Rusty: They dye your feet blue!? Cappie: Oh, nice one guys. . . because they care.

Cappie: Usually on the first person who falls asleep the pledges tend to, Oh! Rusty: What happens usually? Cappie: That person gets the most sleep.

Cappie: Then he returned to the village, a man. Rusty: Isn't that the beginning to 300? Cappie: We did it first!

Cappie: Tonight, you all become men, but not in the way you might be thinking, we do not have hookers which isn't to say we didn't try.

Cappie: Well, we don't have to train our pledges. They already rock.

Cappie: This is ridiculous! Can we be mature and just say what we're all thinking? (Awkward silence) Cappie: How the hell could they cancel Gilmore Girls?

Evan: Hey what's taking so long over here? Cappie: I was just not buying your girlfriend a drink. Evan: Don't you have your own girlfriend to not buy drinks for? Cappie: It's just not as fun I guess.

Casey: You didn't have to buy me a drink. Cappie: It's ok, I didn't. I put it on your tab.

Casey: Actually I wanted to talk to you about that, I don't know exactly what it is you guys do over there. Cappie: You never heard about the goats?

Rusty: Hey! Why don't we work together? Dale: Cause I don't need to.

Ashleigh: Questions? (Rebecca raises her hand): Casey: No? Ok then.

Dr. Hastings: This is a classroom, not a homeless shelter. Rusty: I'm not homeless, I'm in a Fraternity. Dr. Hastings: I liked you better homeless.

Casey: Evan Chambers is my boyfriend. Rebecca: Oh my God, how awkward for you!

Ashleigh: Sometimes accidents do happen. Casey: I'm not gonna kill her, Ash.

Rebecca: I know that I'm like a campus celebrity which is so weird just because my dad's a senator and rich and famous and whatever, but please, no special treatment. Casey: Except for your own room in the house. Rebecca: And maybe my own TiVo?

Ashleigh: Was there ever a time when radio stations actually played music?

Dale: Whatever helps you sleep at night, Rusty. Speaking of, Physics, 9 AM. I hope I can sleep tonight!

Ben: You kicked ass man. Rusty: It was...Hell Yeah!!

Dale: Rusty, aren't you forgetting something? Rusty hugs him Dale: Rusty? Rusty: Yeah? Dale: You forgot your backpack.