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Rebecca Logan is the last person Casey wants to join Zeta Beta. But there she is at Zeta Beta, eyeing Casey's room, getting friendly with Frannie, giving Casey the fake smile and freezing shoulder. Casey tells Rebecca she heard about the hook-up with Evan, and Rebecca smiles back: "It was amazing!" But Rebecca's sexploits aren't the point. Evan belongs to Casey, so hands off, sister. Rebecca isn't about to apologize; she tells Casey maybe she should spend a little less time on her sisters, and a little more time ON her boyfriend. Ouch.

Casey has to do something to keep Rebecca out of Zeta Beta. Maybe Casey can haze her into quitting on her own! Too bad hazing isn't allowed. But what's a silly little rule among sisters? Casey and Ashleigh send Rebecca off on a very special treasure hunt: She has to get pics of a panther, a middle-aged hooker, and a male faculty member shirtless. There's no way she'll pull it off, but surprise -- Rebecca does, even though cops arrest her for trespassing in a faculty men's room.

The Hellenistic society is about to investigate Zeta Beta for hazing, until Rebecca's daddy, Senator Logan, smoothes things over. Rebecca's price for calming the waters? She wants Casey and Ashleigh's room -- all to herself. Casey's packing up when she gets a video from an anonymous friend. Apparently, Rusty wasn't the only one who saw Evan and Rebecca doing the nasty. Someone caught it on camera, and now Casey has a steamy, sleazy little sex video of the Senator's daughter. Gee, how would that play on YouTube? She gets her room back, and with it, the upper hand in this cold war ... for a while, anyway. Advantage: Casey.

The boys have their own hazing hazards to navigate. Rusty's already falling behind in physics -- turns out pledging is a full-time job, what with the beer pong and partying. He blows a physics deadline and is ready to quit, until Cappie brings a time-tested trick to the rescue. Meanwhile, over at Omega Chi, Calvin's hazing has a silver lining -- even when he runs late for a pledge meeting and all the Omega Chi pledges have to do twenty push-ups. What's the bright side? The "meeting" involves melting a couple hundred pounds of ice -- naked. Maybe Omega Chi is the frat for Calvin after all.