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If it weren't for that little fling Rebecca is having with Casey's ex-ex, Cappie. Rebecca's getting tired of climbing out Cappie's window; she wants to take it public. But Cappie insists on telling Casey first. When Cappie tells Casey he wants to talk about dating, she misreads the sitch and turns him down flat. She just wants to be friends. Uh, that's fine with Cappie -- he's not talking about dating her. He's there to tell Casey about his new girl, Rebecca. Logan. As in archenemy Rebecca Logan. Poor Casey. That's gotta hurt.



When Casey finds out Rebecca's taking Cappie to double-date night, she grabs the first guy she can find -- just so she doesn't show up dateless. Too bad the guy is Jonah. Oh, he's cute. And charming. And 16. Of course, Casey doesn't find that out till she wakes up in his bedroom. At his mom's house. She gets another dose of humiliation after dogging Cappie for dating Rebecca. What can he see in her? Cappie's answer? "She likes me for me." Meaning: That's something you could never do for me, Casey.



Meanwhile, over at the Kappa Tau house, Cappie tells the pledges they must build a pledge project that blows away such past feats as the great beer-spewing Vesuvius (see Episode 5, "Liquid Courage"). Rusty wants to code a Kappa Tau videogame, but the pledges shoot him down -- but then, they're always shooting Rusty down. Their big idea: put up a tire swing in the backyard. Of course, they even mess that up. They send Rusty to beg Cappie to let them off the hook.



But, instead of helping the pledges weasel out of the project, Rusty stays up all night working on his KT videogame -- which is really just a Tetris rip-off, and totally not the way to win over his fellow pledges. They want him to help them create something they can all work on. Their final scheme impresses even Cappie: They turn the KT basement into a microbrewery, and Rusty at last earns a place with the other Kappa Tau pledges.



Dale is on a one-man crusade to exorcise the gay out of Calvin. But Calvin comes to one of Dale's purity pledge meetings and pegs the boys for what they are -- a bunch of guys who sit in a room, share their feelings, and NEVER have sex with women. Sounds pretty gay to Calvin, but Dale and his boys don't see it. Dale tries everything, even teaching Calvin the subtle art of girl watching. But when Calvin gets Dale to admit that one of the men in the crowd is handsome, Dale frets that he might be gay. Dale tries to erase every speck of gay from his life (even his Tim McGraw CDs -- those jeans are too tight to resist), lest he be tempted to lie in sin with a man!