Greek Season 2 Episode 20

Dean Bowman: Nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in the people we least expect.

Rusty: Do you realize how many nights in high school I sat alone watching 'Joan of Arcadia' with my mom, while Casey went out with all of her friends?
Cappie: 'Joan of Arcadia' was the one with the navy lawyers, right?
Rusty: No, that's 'JAG'.
Cappie: 'JAG'...
Rusty: Yeah I watched that afterward with my dad.
Cappie: God, I missed a lot of great television by having friends. It's a shame.

Cappie: (to Evan) It's funny. We start talking again and we end up fighting over the first pet-killing lunatic we meet.

Alice: I guess I'll start with my childhood. I grew up on a farm in rural Pennsylvania. And we always had a ton of animals around because my mom thought that they would teach us about responsibility and my first pet was a gerbil I named Miffy. And I used to love to play this game where I would just spin her around...I called it "Swing the Gerbil." But one day, I lost control and…well I can, I can still hear the crunch. (collects herself)
Alice: Sorry...I also had a pet mouse I named Elphaba who I took everywhere with me in my back pocket. But unfortunately, my mom also thought that having me do my own laundry, would teach me responsibility...and well, Alphaba couldn't really swim. And since, you know, I was just having such bad luck with smaller animals, my mom thought that she'd bring home something bigger. And that's when she brought home Toto.
Cappie: God, I hope Toto was a horse.
Alice: And I loved that cat.
Evan: Oh no.
Alice: He was just this big, sweet, warm ball of fur. And I would kiss him and hug him and squeeze him so tight, trying to show him how much I loved him. But, one day, I guess I loved him too much.

Ashleigh: So tell me about your night.
Calvin: You know, nothing too exciting. Hung out at the house, studied a little bit and a brother secretly came out to me.
Ashleigh: (gasps) Was it Marco? Oh my god, cause he's my pick in our "Next to come out at Omega Chi" pool...his nails are nicer than mine.

Grant: But you don't feel isolated?
Calvin: Well, sometimes. But, uh, you know it's the cross I have to bare being the only gay at Omega Chi.
Grant: Not necessarily...
(both glance toward Marco)
Calvin: Marco? Oh, I so knew that Men's Fitness subscription had nothing to do with his flabby calves.
Grant: No, not Marco...
Calvin: Pierre? I thought he was just really French...
(Grant looks at Calvin)
Calvin: You?
Grant: There it is.

Calvin: The crucial first real date...always awkward. You know I usually take the band-aid approach. I just rip the damn thing off, let the scab heal, and move onto the next one.