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Dealer: You're tipping me with fake money?
Cappie: Yes, but the feelings are real.
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Casey: We need to learn how to count cards.
Rusty: There are 52 cards in a deck.
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Betsey: Hi, I'm Betsey. I've been playing at this table for two hours and loving it. That's because I don't need alcohol to have a good time, I'm high on life.
Max: Cherish every moment.
Casey: That's very sweet.
Dealer: 22, you bust.
Betsey: Son of a bitch! I have to win that back! Deal me again! Let's go!
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Evan: Freedom is an illusion.
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Casey: What about my Cabbage Patch drink incident?
Rusty: What? Your stupid doll that could pee? I was 6!
Casey: My online 'N Sync diary erased…
Rusty: I was 12 then! Now I'm 18!
Casey: O my God! 6-12-18. 666! It explains everything!
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Casey: It took four produce men and five quarters to take my car off that horse! I had to take the school bus for a week!
Rusty: It was a honest mistake!
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Casey: Rusty, we have a good thing going here. A year ago if someone had asked me what your favorite color is I probably would have assumed you are color blind, given the way you dress, now I know its brown.
Rusty: Actually, it's green.
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Rusty: Hey Case, that's a cool shirt! Where did you get it?
Casey: Why? Are you going shopping?
Rusty: No, I was just paying a compliment to my super awesome sister.
Casey: What do you want?
Rusty: Your car…
Casey: Ha, ha. No!
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Calvin: Sounds like a rich kid thing. The Chambers Prison . What does that look like? Diamond latrines and bars made of gold?
Evan: Nope. But with my trust fund I can probably build you one.